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Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 18:02:14

I need you all to entertain me please. On this thread or others. A good "Ainu to not want this lesbian immigrant to park across my drive in her 4x4 paid for with her many benefits while blatantly brrastfeeding her baby?" Would go down very nicely now

Wolfiefan Sun 14-Dec-14 18:05:03

You HAVE to mention disabled parking and the fact she's clearly being "entitled"!

Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 18:12:33

The sense of entitlement is coming off her in waves

HumptyWasPushed Sun 14-Dec-14 18:20:50


Andrewofgg Sun 14-Dec-14 18:21:26

I hope the LO at her breast is male and has pierced ears?

And that the Daily Mail and the Guardian are both in view in her 4x4!

HumptyWasPushed Sun 14-Dec-14 18:21:39

Does the 4x4 have a penis beaker in the cup holder?

Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 18:54:53

shock are you all watching my house

CaptainAnkles Sun 14-Dec-14 18:55:54

Are you voting ukip because of it?

Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 18:57:46

Well I don't know much about ukip but they seem a decent lot. Tell me more - is their leader charismatic?

Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 18:59:17

I've just been out to offer this woman an organic decaf tea (normal etiquette applies even when dealing with trespassers) and she tells me she's a wohm. What is the world coming to?

silverandblack Sun 14-Dec-14 19:06:55

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 19:27:16

She is now t rexing on the lawn

mrssmith79 Sun 14-Dec-14 19:34:24

She sounds like a classic narc . I'd advise calling 101, I'm sure they've got nowt better to do.

Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 19:37:49

Well if she gets faster I will be calling 999

Timeforabiscuit Sun 14-Dec-14 19:39:55

First ask if she has any mini stollen, there's none to be had in SE London and I fear a panic fhmm

Mrsmorton Sun 14-Dec-14 19:40:25

YABU for not offering her artisan slippers.

Ujjayi Sun 14-Dec-14 19:41:30

She is probably taking time out from christmas related ishoos with her MIL.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig Sun 14-Dec-14 19:48:16

I bet the baby is called Yoni.

CaptainAnkles Sun 14-Dec-14 20:00:36

So many red flags on this thread. It's like bunting.

IAmLiftzilla Sun 14-Dec-14 20:06:48

Hang out the cunt bunting to welcome her...

hotfuzzra Sun 14-Dec-14 20:14:41

You are over involved.
Has she asked you for a lift to work?

Stealthpolarbear Sun 14-Dec-14 20:20:24

No in fact she offered me one
Then cackled

HumptyWasPushed Sun 14-Dec-14 20:27:32

Last night I voted Ukip
Sat on a cube of poo
I then knitted a wanksock
For Mil...tis blue!
With lemon drizzle baking
A bowl of Pombears too
I realised I need a life
Outside of Aibu!

With no wine left now, as I threw
The last glass up the wall
I flick again through Classics...
Oh fuck- I've read them all!
My little Tiny Wanker
Has left the room, appauled
At Mommy in hysterics
And rolling around the floor!

<gets coat>

slithytove Sun 14-Dec-14 20:55:27

Brilliant humpty

HumptyWasPushed Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:17

<bids for more fulfilling life on Ebay>

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