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ArmyDad Fri 12-Dec-14 12:54:41

Took today off of work to go xmas shopping with DW for the kids last few stocking fillers. Except we aren't doing that at all I have been duped into shopping for accessories for her party outfit. She is in the chain rooms now trying stuff on. The pub is about 6 doors down from here.

RollTheBallRollTheBall Fri 12-Dec-14 12:59:40

What are you doing posting on here?

Run as fast as you can to the pub.

Aherdofmims Fri 12-Dec-14 14:30:55

Maybe say you are off to get the stocking fillers and will meet her in the pub afterwards? Get the fillers quickly and proceed as planned.

partialderivative Fri 12-Dec-14 14:52:56

Is she looking for diamond type stuff?

If so, get to the pub and explain that your were just there for De Beers

IAmLiftzilla Fri 12-Dec-14 15:21:23

ltb

squoosh Fri 12-Dec-14 16:17:20

Run pubwards and don't look back.

R4roger Fri 12-Dec-14 16:19:22

no, you need to make sure her bum doesnt look big in her outfit!

ArmyDad Fri 12-Dec-14 17:18:43

Update, went to pub and only got away with it by
a - telling her everything she'd bought looked great and
b - ensuring the barman was briefed to pour a large glass of wine on on her arrival.

Win-win

ThirdPoliceman Fri 12-Dec-14 18:58:20

Well done you.
Clearly the SAS training paid off.

ArmyDad Fri 12-Dec-14 19:16:36

If I was SAS trained she'd never have found me. I'm more chairbourne than airbourne

ThirdPoliceman Fri 12-Dec-14 19:18:50

Yeah, course you're not SAS.

(I understand the need to know concept)

CheeseBuster Fri 12-Dec-14 19:24:14

Ooh that's a good one partial grin

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