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to think this is outrageous behaviour? (muller corner related) (husband can't keep his tongue to himself)

(27 Posts)
ithoughtofitfirst Sun 07-Dec-14 21:25:29

Dh: do you want a muller corner?
Me: yes please

Silence.

Me: what the fuck are you doing?

He'd only gone and licked my fucking lid.

Wwyd?

EatShitDezza Sun 07-Dec-14 21:26:41

I would be sending him back in for a yogurt that hasn't been violated!

lardylump Sun 07-Dec-14 21:27:38

If he walked to the fridge... he gets to lick the lid

MerryInthechelseahotel Sun 07-Dec-14 21:28:17

It's the best part! Did you want it? Is that what you mean?

susiedaisy Sun 07-Dec-14 21:28:18

Leave the bastard

Jenni2legs Sun 07-Dec-14 21:29:12

call 101

CakeAndWineAreAFoodGroup Sun 07-Dec-14 21:32:28

He opens it for you?

That's fair then.

I dislike licking the yoghurt lid anyway as it's gone crusty. Only thing I like licking the lid of is chocolate mousse.

Zippidydoodah Sun 07-Dec-14 21:33:26

Eat the yoghurt and let him put the lid in the bin?! grin

Anyone else think "oo-er missus" re: not keeping his tongue to himself?!

UncleT Sun 07-Dec-14 21:34:10

Have him flogged.

misskangaandroo2014 Sun 07-Dec-14 21:35:25

Yup. Definitely not the WORSE flaw to be unable to rein the tounge in blush

SandorClegane Sun 07-Dec-14 21:35:40

grin at call 101

ithoughtofitfirst Sun 07-Dec-14 21:38:00

I wish it was oo-er missus.

Sadly not.

DoJo Sun 07-Dec-14 22:07:07

Hold on, did he get one for himself as well? So he licked two lids?
Or did he want to lure you into having one just so that he could lick the lid?

FeelTheNoise Sun 07-Dec-14 22:08:08

Insert the lid into his bottom

Drania Sun 07-Dec-14 22:11:44

Request a new, unspoiled yoghut and then LTB.

JennyBlueWren Sun 07-Dec-14 22:19:48

Maybe it's an automatic reaction. I have found myself slurping the top of DH's tea when I'm carrying it to him. I know I shouldn't... sad

FunkyBoldRibena Sun 07-Dec-14 22:21:34

Muller products are crap. Good luck to you both.

londonrach Sun 07-Dec-14 22:24:15

Am i missing something. I tried a muller corner a few weeks ago, one lick and the rest went in the bed. Now if its a yeovalley or rachels or those amazing waitrose own ones 6 for £1 that taste like refreshers i understand x

PurpleWithRed Sun 07-Dec-14 22:24:47

I thought for one awful moment he might have tipped the corner into the yogurt for you. That would definitely be grounds for LTB. Licking the lid is pretty bad but I think a replacement yogurt (or lid. or lick) might cover it.

londonrach Sun 07-Dec-14 22:25:00

In the bin not the bed! (Autocorrect)

TenMinutesEarly Sun 07-Dec-14 22:26:38

He did you a favour. Muller corner is rank.

BonzoDooDah Sun 07-Dec-14 22:42:42

My first LTB! Serious marital transgression!

DoJo Sun 07-Dec-14 22:45:53

one lick and the rest went in the bed

Sounds like a sage direction from a porn film...

DoJo Sun 07-Dec-14 22:47:05

Sage? Possibly parsley? Is there some kind of auto typo inducer on this thread...?!

ithoughtofitfirst Mon 08-Dec-14 00:07:50

TIL that not everyone likes muller crunch corner.

What is life.

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