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AIBU to be annoyed at dp for wanking in cotton wool pads and leaving them in the open top front room bin?

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ampersandand Sun 07-Dec-14 09:49:39

Just that really. He's not woke up yet but I'm not pleased, surely he should have got tissues rather than using 16 week old DSs cotton wool and put them somewhere a bit more discreet?

YonicScrewdriver Sun 07-Dec-14 09:51:08


usualsuspectsparkly3 Sun 07-Dec-14 09:51:34

Has he got a fluffy knob?

ampersandand Sun 07-Dec-14 09:52:14

Hahaha I don't know if he has a fluffy knob. I don't think I want to.

53Dragon Sun 07-Dec-14 09:53:22

Ask him to show you his search history so you can see what he was watching when he was doing it? wink YANBU - it's vile but he will be so embarrassed.

Bowlersarm Sun 07-Dec-14 09:55:26

grin @ fluffy knob. Sounds a sort of pampering way to do it.

It depends on his intentions when he wakes up. If he remembers to deposit <geddit> it all in a proper bin then I think it's fair enough. Unless you have your parents staying or something. It's not like your DS is mobile and can have a rummage through them.

CupidStuntSurvivor Sun 07-Dec-14 09:56:22

YANBU. I'm also curious about knob fluff.

Coconutty Sun 07-Dec-14 09:56:25

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fuctifino Sun 07-Dec-14 09:56:36

Some men are just grim!

Coconutty Sun 07-Dec-14 09:56:39

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patienceisvirtuous Sun 07-Dec-14 09:57:28

Urgh. I would be really mad!

saintsandpoets Sun 07-Dec-14 09:57:35

At least they found their way into a bin. Before we lived together, not-then-DH used to have something called his 'cum rag' on his bedroom floor at all times.

He's still gross 10 years on, though better at cleaning up after himself!

Fairenuff Sun 07-Dec-14 09:58:18

Cotton wool? Is this a thing?


hashtagwhatever Sun 07-Dec-14 09:58:25

How do you know that he has?

AllOutOfNaiceHam Sun 07-Dec-14 09:58:47

grin fluffy knob

It's a bit grim, but unless you have older children who may play with the rubbish I'd probably just mock him endlessly take the piss a little.

CupidStuntSurvivor Sun 07-Dec-14 09:59:18

Cum rag? Dare I ask, was this washed after each use? I'm already heaving.

Haveimiscarried Sun 07-Dec-14 10:00:35

My friend's ex DP used to wank on the sofa, leave the tissues on the sofa AND the poppers he'd had too. Her kids were 2 and 4 so she always had to leg it downstairs first in the morning to clear his mess up. Not surprising he's an ex!

SwingingBalls Sun 07-Dec-14 10:01:16

How did you realise they'd been wanked on. Do you always check your rubbish so thoroughly?

saintsandpoets Sun 07-Dec-14 10:01:16

Was this washed after each use?

He was 20 and living with 'the boys', of course it wasn't! We moved in together at 23, cum rag bit the dust.

It was just a crusty towel.

ElphabaTheGreen Sun 07-Dec-14 10:02:08

YABU for still using cotton wool balls for a 16 week old baby. Maybe your DP is re-purposing them for this reason.

Philoslothy Sun 07-Dec-14 10:02:09

Does he have an incredibly small penis or does he sew a few together?

DealForTheKids Sun 07-Dec-14 10:03:44

I think he should be known as 'cotton tail' henceforth wink

SwingingBalls Sun 07-Dec-14 10:04:54

His knob will look like a candy floss.

Sparklingbrook Sun 07-Dec-14 10:05:41

Why the front room bin? confused

afreshstartplease Sun 07-Dec-14 10:07:15

That's disgusting

I would be tempted to go pop them on the pillow beside him

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