Mumsnet 'Legends'

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Lemon Drizzle Bitch
The Toad
Liftzilla
Any more?

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Can't forget Sharon

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Poo Troll
Gluezilla

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How on earth did I forget those

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Elderly Korean Woman

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Elderly Korean lady with the pink visor

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And a nice one here - Wilf

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Unreasonable woman with the horses in FYChris's field.

BinLady of the penguin bollard thread.

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Mexico house crashers

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Penguin Bollards

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The t-rexer, in the asda queue.

[AuntieStella]

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The cousin who was "Preggers and peng".

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I've never heard of Liftzilla or the mexico house thing.

Moldies.

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Don't ever Google penguin bollards, I had them advertised for weeks after.

Vacuuming the lawn.

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Balonz

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Cube of poo

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back garden gymshed

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Uncle

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Ooh and 'your minge'

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What about the zoo weirdo? Can't quite remember the details but there was a huge collaborative MN effort. A lot of these must surely be in Classics?

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Booble plate.

(aka The Thread That Sucked Me In Forever).

It had everything. A narrative arc. Humour, pathos, tension, crisis and tears. Whoever knew that a hair bobble container that got stuck behind the toilet could deliver just so much.

[LoveVintage]

Cutted up pear

[CaptainAnkles]

Penguin blind date.
Mexican house thief.

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What about the illegal house that went up in MrsdeV's neighbour's garden? Blow by blow account for weeks- was fab.

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Water pistol party etiquette