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To shove a turkey in her gob?

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LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 14:34:28

Her next door has got Slade etc on full blast and is "singing".

It is not Christmas.
I hate Slade.
She never fucking shuts up.

God help me. I wanted an afternoon snooze

RedPony Thu 27-Nov-14 14:36:34

I don't know but your title made me giggle grin

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 14:38:11

John and Yoko now.

KingJoffreysDodgyEars Thu 27-Nov-14 14:44:13

Christmas seems really early this year.

Loads of people already have trees up, shops have their decorations up, Christmas adverts seem to be on much earlier, etc.

I don't remember it being like this previously.

I might just be turning into The Grinch.

ouryve Thu 27-Nov-14 14:46:14

It's a good time of year for some loud Wagner.

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 14:47:31

Yes King it's too too much.

Now we have clapping and stomping shock

I can take no more. Either I put Metallica on or go out to the car sad

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 14:48:35

Wagner is a possibility too

AimlesslyPurposeful Thu 27-Nov-14 14:57:06

John and Yoko - Eugh!

Two turkeys!

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 15:16:34

Oh thank God she's put it off. We're back to general screaming, banging and barking dogs. What a relief.

Andrewofgg Thu 27-Nov-14 15:39:36

It's always a good time of year for some loud Wagner.

Andrewofgg Thu 27-Nov-14 15:40:32

And I saw a Christmas tree in a hotel (of sorts) on the 8th of bloody September.

Pumpkinpositive Thu 27-Nov-14 15:41:07

I thought this might have been an anti vegeterian thread.

wanders back out

Angelto5 Thu 27-Nov-14 15:42:37

Already had Wagner here- he did the local light switch on!smile

Prefer slade tbh grin

HighwayDragon Thu 27-Nov-14 15:44:28

She'd probably be more put out if you shoved it up her arse

Angelto5 Thu 27-Nov-14 15:48:34

How about doing a joey(from friends)/mr bean & shove it on her head? grin

Nancy66 Thu 27-Nov-14 15:50:07

I bet she's listening to Smooth Christmas. They are playing non stop Christmas songs

I love the Slade song !

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 16:30:04

I dunno I think it was on the huge telly.

Man it's non stop fucking noise. What will actual Christmas be like?

She'd probably be more put out if you shoved it up her arse

Well yes. I was reserving the stuffing for that though grin

I think it's time to fight back. What is the most annoying sound in the world?

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 16:30:52

Anti vegetarian thread

Haven't there been any yet?

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 16:33:01

Good idea.

mangoespadrille Thu 27-Nov-14 16:35:29

They were on in our GP's waiting room this morning. I couldn't decide if I was just being a miserable cow (I was, after all, there for anti-depressants) or it was wildly inappropriate.

LuisSuarezTeeth Thu 27-Nov-14 21:06:01

Ah well. I've treated her to an hour of Metallica, plus 2 days of the Archers.

Silence is golden...

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