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Fucking Stupid Statement To Make.

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PreMadonna · 23/11/2014 18:11

I love broccoli.

who the fuck in their right mind loves fucking broccoli?

Broccoli is tolerable as a vegetable full of iron and stuff. But in no way ever is it lovable.

Kittens are lovable. Red wine is lovable. Chocolate is an enjoyable food stuff.

Broccoli is not fucking lovable. Therefore 'I love broccoli' is a fucking stupid thing to say.

fin.

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IKYTWTLYA · 23/11/2014 18:12

I love broccoli. You must be cooking it wrong.

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Crikeyblimey · 23/11/2014 18:12

I get what you mean about broccoli but I actually DO love cabbage! Sometimes I'd rather have it than chocolate.

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Staywithme · 23/11/2014 18:13

But......but.....but.....I do love broccoli. Confused

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msrisotto · 23/11/2014 18:13

No no no no no, broccoli is the king of vegetables and I luffs it.

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Staywithme · 23/11/2014 18:14

I think you're just a broccolist! Grin

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punygod · 23/11/2014 18:14

I love broccoli too.

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TooSpotty · 23/11/2014 18:15

Roast some broccoli and then get back to us. Smile

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Joolsy · 23/11/2014 18:15

I love broccoli but if someone asked me the things I love I would put chocolate & wine well above it.

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Girlwhowearsglasses · 23/11/2014 18:15

Purple sprouting broccoli from own garden. Butter. Lemon. Salt. Pepper.

Food of the Demi gods

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Rinkydinkypink · 23/11/2014 18:15

I love broccoli

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ilovemonstersinc · 23/11/2014 18:16

My4yr ols ds who is tube fed and has major food aversion loves broccoli Grin and his little brother does too

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calzone · 23/11/2014 18:16

I said to DH tonight how much I loved broccoli. ??

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meandjulio · 23/11/2014 18:16

The broccoli sellers made the mistake of making it available all year round. Should be like purple sprouting broccoli or asparagus and sold as a luxury food. Then everyone would love it like me.

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CatKisser · 23/11/2014 18:16

OP - try roasted broccoli! The charred bits are AMAZING.
I. Love. Broccoli.

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TheGirlOnTheLanding · 23/11/2014 18:16

I love broccoli.

But as DD often says, everyone has different taste buds.

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iklboo · 23/11/2014 18:17

DS loves broccoli. It's the first thing he eats off his plate. He asks for more and everything.

I can't really face it since having him - and I used to love it. Completely gone off it since being pregnant 9.5 years ago. Confused

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Cauliflowersneeze1 · 23/11/2014 18:17

Ooh roast broccoli ? Do you use olive oil and par boil or just chuck it in the oven toospotty ?

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dancemom · 23/11/2014 18:17

I love sweet corn.

I like broccoli a lot.

I do not like red wine.

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DHandhisghastlyhauntedfoot · 23/11/2014 18:17

I love broccoli with soy sauce!

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Writerwannabe83 · 23/11/2014 18:17

I like broccoli but I LOVE parsnip. Yummy!!

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redautumnleaves · 23/11/2014 18:18

I love eating broccoli.
I hate brown chocolate. Love white chocolate.
Red wine gives me a stinking headache. Never touch the stuff.
I wouldn't say I hate kittens but I would never want one as they grow into cats who bring in dead birds an mice.

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Degustibusnonestdisputandem · 23/11/2014 18:19

Yeah sorry, I love broccoli Grin

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PreMadonna · 23/11/2014 18:19

Parsnips are fucking horrible.

I eat broccoli. It just isn't lovely or lovable.

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Staywithme · 23/11/2014 18:20

I do not like red wine. Shock

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System500 · 23/11/2014 18:20

It's fine till you fart and it smells like brocolli

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