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Fucking Stupid Statement To Make.

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PreMadonna Sun 23-Nov-14 18:11:14

I love broccoli.

who the fuck in their right mind loves fucking broccoli?

Broccoli is tolerable as a vegetable full of iron and stuff. But in no way ever is it lovable.

Kittens are lovable. Red wine is lovable. Chocolate is an enjoyable food stuff.

Broccoli is not fucking lovable. Therefore 'I love broccoli' is a fucking stupid thing to say.

fin.

IKYTWTLYA Sun 23-Nov-14 18:12:26

I love broccoli. You must be cooking it wrong.

Crikeyblimey Sun 23-Nov-14 18:12:53

I get what you mean about broccoli but I actually DO love cabbage! Sometimes I'd rather have it than chocolate.

Staywithme Sun 23-Nov-14 18:13:18

But......but.....but.....I do love broccoli. confused

msrisotto Sun 23-Nov-14 18:13:41

No no no no no, broccoli is the king of vegetables and I luffs it.

Staywithme Sun 23-Nov-14 18:14:26

I think you're just a broccolist! grin

punygod Sun 23-Nov-14 18:14:40

I love broccoli too.

TooSpotty Sun 23-Nov-14 18:15:05

Roast some broccoli and then get back to us. smile

Joolsy Sun 23-Nov-14 18:15:13

I love broccoli but if someone asked me the things I love I would put chocolate & wine well above it.

Girlwhowearsglasses Sun 23-Nov-14 18:15:26

Purple sprouting broccoli from own garden. Butter. Lemon. Salt. Pepper.

Food of the Demi gods

Rinkydinkypink Sun 23-Nov-14 18:15:40

I love broccoli

ilovemonstersinc Sun 23-Nov-14 18:16:17

My4yr ols ds who is tube fed and has major food aversion loves broccoli grin and his little brother does too

calzone Sun 23-Nov-14 18:16:30

I said to DH tonight how much I loved broccoli. ��

meandjulio Sun 23-Nov-14 18:16:40

The broccoli sellers made the mistake of making it available all year round. Should be like purple sprouting broccoli or asparagus and sold as a luxury food. Then everyone would love it like me.

CatKisser Sun 23-Nov-14 18:16:53

OP - try roasted broccoli! The charred bits are AMAZING.
I. Love. Broccoli.

TheGirlOnTheLanding Sun 23-Nov-14 18:16:56

I love broccoli.

But as DD often says, everyone has different taste buds.

iklboo Sun 23-Nov-14 18:17:04

DS loves broccoli. It's the first thing he eats off his plate. He asks for more and everything.

I can't really face it since having him - and I used to love it. Completely gone off it since being pregnant 9.5 years ago. confused

dancemom Sun 23-Nov-14 18:17:11

I love sweet corn.

I like broccoli a lot.

I do not like red wine.

Cauliflowersneeze1 Sun 23-Nov-14 18:17:11

Ooh roast broccoli ? Do you use olive oil and par boil or just chuck it in the oven toospotty ?

DHandhisghastlyhauntedfoot Sun 23-Nov-14 18:17:20

I love broccoli with soy sauce!

Writerwannabe83 Sun 23-Nov-14 18:17:26

I like broccoli but I LOVE parsnip. Yummy!!

redautumnleaves Sun 23-Nov-14 18:18:47

I love eating broccoli.
I hate brown chocolate. Love white chocolate.
Red wine gives me a stinking headache. Never touch the stuff.
I wouldn't say I hate kittens but I would never want one as they grow into cats who bring in dead birds an mice.

Degustibusnonestdisputandem Sun 23-Nov-14 18:19:22

Yeah sorry, I love broccoli grin

PreMadonna Sun 23-Nov-14 18:19:33

Parsnips are fucking horrible.

I eat broccoli. It just isn't lovely or lovable.

Staywithme Sun 23-Nov-14 18:20:28

I do not like red wine. shock

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