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to kill my husband?

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PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 22:56:04

In bed.

he's listening to chrismas tunes on ipod.

i'm afraid i have to kill him.

wellnowthenmardybum Fri 14-Nov-14 22:58:04

Better dig two graves as I have had slade on repeat all today

AgentZigzag Fri 14-Nov-14 22:59:57

Why is he?? confused

It can't be because he likes them surely?

PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 23:00:18

He's actually asleep. Snoring. And listening yo fucking christmas fucking songz

Mumraathenoisylion Fri 14-Nov-14 23:00:55

Which ones? Is it the Buble?

PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 23:01:51

Random z.

if i cover his face with a pillow try and turn it off he'll wake up and want sexing. and nothing is less turner oner than bad taste in music.

youbethemummylion Fri 14-Nov-14 23:01:53

You could kill him but then I would have to kill you for using the word 'songz'

youbethemummylion Fri 14-Nov-14 23:02:46

X post if its a random z that just turns up unannounced I'll let you off

PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 23:03:48

S is above z on phone keyboard

nochangewanted Fri 14-Nov-14 23:04:01


I think a better plan of action would be to wake him up and sing one of those annoying songs that get in your head and you can't get out.

MajesticWhine Fri 14-Nov-14 23:05:12

Paul McCartney, simply having a wonderful xmas time - common assault
Kate Bush, december will be magic etc - GBH
Stop the Cavalry by whoever it was - Kill the fucker

PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 23:08:31

Just had the cavalry fecker.

now on gaudete (sp? Latin shite)

hotfuzzra Fri 14-Nov-14 23:11:44

Oo I love gaudete!
(Autocorrect wanted me to type gay d'être!)

HaroldLloyd Fri 14-Nov-14 23:12:49

Hasnt someone given you a row yet? I remember the bloodshed on the thread where the poster wanted to stab her husband with a fork for snoring grin

But seriously, I would probably kill him with his own iPod.

PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 23:13:17

I think it might have stopped.

PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 23:14:33


Now have a bit of only a winters tale.

he'll have to go

HaroldLloyd Fri 14-Nov-14 23:17:04

Was a love that would never die....

ChippingInAutumnLover Fri 14-Nov-14 23:19:06

Turn it off?

...just a thought.

TimeWarp Fri 14-Nov-14 23:20:31

Turn the volume down a little bit at a time so he doesn't wake.

Solidur Fri 14-Nov-14 23:22:08

Earplugz! grin

Jolleigh Fri 14-Nov-14 23:22:33

I couldn't sleep next to it. It'd drive me to desperate measures. If you get a jury full of people like me, they'll let you off.

AgentZigzag Fri 14-Nov-14 23:26:44

I still don't get it.

He chose to listen to Christmas songs, what kind of person would do that??

And now you've been left with the knowledge that you're married to someone Like That OP sad

Is this the first time you've noticed this defect in him?

NetballHoop Fri 14-Nov-14 23:27:27

Scissors are very effective at stopping noise from Ipods. How you use them is up to you.

PreMadonna Fri 14-Nov-14 23:40:37

I'm quite fond of him but he has terrible terrible music taste.

Notmeagain1 Fri 14-Nov-14 23:40:44

Sorry I cant sleep to music playing, but I have listened to Christmas music all day today. grin

<Runs and back to the recliner as I have a Christmas movie on the telly right nowblush>

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