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Go the Shitting FUCK to sleep!

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Toofattorun Wed 12-Nov-14 20:08:31

I swear to God, I could throttle my kids right now...
I put them to bed 40 minutes ago now and they just can not fucking shut up. They're in and out of bed, arguing, the lights are on and off...

I get the same shit every night. I feel like going out for a drive and screaming til I lose my voice.

IAmAShitHotLawyer Wed 12-Nov-14 20:10:57

THAT, wins the award for funniest thread title of the week!!!

sorry, but grin


Youarejustwordsonascreenpeople Wed 12-Nov-14 20:13:21

This may ring many bells for you Samuel L Jackson


Sleepdeprivedinsomerset Wed 12-Nov-14 20:13:49

Ha! Sounds like my house... Tedious isn't it?

saintsandpoets Wed 12-Nov-14 20:14:32

wine wine wine

WowserBowser Wed 12-Nov-14 20:14:49

My Ds has been similar tonight. He shouted me upstairs as he had found some bongos. Brilliant! Just what you need at bedtime.

Youarejustwordsonascreenpeople Wed 12-Nov-14 20:15:10

Warning on the above post. Do not listen when delicate ears are around, there is liberal use of the F word.

IAmAShitHotLawyer Wed 12-Nov-14 20:19:47

PMSL at that Samual L Jackson link!!!!!

PoppyWearer Wed 12-Nov-14 20:21:27

I love "Go the Fuck to sleep".

As it happens, also very apt for bedtime shenanigans going on Chez Poppy this evening...angry.

Didyouevah Wed 12-Nov-14 20:22:50

Same here....

QTPie Wed 12-Nov-14 20:23:07

Close living room door, turn on TV/music, pour large glass of wind and ignore... smile

TaliZorahVasNormandy Wed 12-Nov-14 20:24:16

My DD is currently sat next to me, do her nails, shes 7. Just go to bed child.

furcoatbigknickers Wed 12-Nov-14 20:26:04

Ds 2 is very nearly asleep, im lying next to him

Dd 5 is waiting for daddy to come back from dd 10s footie

Dd 13 won't sleep until 10 ish but at least shes quiet inbetween odd strop and door slsm

DamselNotInHerDress Wed 12-Nov-14 20:30:42

Jesus, I thank my lucky stars that I stick my dc in bed and don't hear from them until morning shock

But I'm really sorry to admit that I guffawed about pps ds discovering bongos!

SweepTheHalls Wed 12-Nov-14 20:31:56

That video is brilliant! grin

PoppyWearer Wed 12-Nov-14 20:33:42

wine and [gin] all round.

My DC2 is oh-so-very-nearly asleep now. <does victory dance>

Finola1step Wed 12-Nov-14 20:34:28

Yep, my 6 year old ds is still going. Effing football cards!

itsnothingoriginal Wed 12-Nov-14 20:35:29

Know the feeling OP - my kids are strangely calm but after the last few weeks I want to shout that at my DIY-ing until 2am neighbours!!

ZeViteVitchofCwismas Wed 12-Nov-14 20:35:58

can you bribe them?

Smukogrig Wed 12-Nov-14 20:36:25

It is only ten past eight!

My kids wont be asleep til 10.30

Accepting it vital for my sanity.

SeptemberBabies Wed 12-Nov-14 20:36:33

Brilliant Samuel L Jackson link!!

Why have I never come across that before?!

CarpetCrawler Wed 12-Nov-14 20:39:47

I love your thread title.

ToriaPumpkin Wed 12-Nov-14 20:40:52

Thankfully something has to actually be wrong with the boy for him to get out of bed. The baby, however, is tonight responsible for my kitchen being filled with smoke as we've hit a sleep regression and she screamed so much, in three minutes, that she was sick so I ran, leaving a pot of soup on the stove. She's now snoring so I'm working up to putting her back down and going to clean the pan...

ReeseWithoutHerSpoon Wed 12-Nov-14 20:44:07

This was me last night. Dp had let 2 yr old dd nap from 3:00 - 4:20 and then wondered why she wasn't tired at 7pm.

Or 8pm.

Or 9pm angry

PartyFops Wed 12-Nov-14 20:44:48

Is it a full moon or something, although she was down by 7.30 my 3.5 y o dd had the tantrum to top all tantrums at bedtime, the neighbours 10 doors down would have heard her, my house is now a mess where she went ballistic! I'm feeling mean and can't decide whether to leave the mess for her in the morning. wink

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