To be over the moon and desperate to get home

[motherofmonster]

wooo hoooo... my pineapple cutter from betterware arrived this morning, and i cant wait to get home to try it ...no more struggling in this house any more. I'm going to get the better of you yet you big spiky bastard

[CleanLinesSharpEdges]

That's actually properly made me LOL.

[NoRoomInTheInn]

YANBU... new gadgets are the stuff of dreams.

I cried for joy when I received my new avocado tool.

[Molotov]

Go you!

and I'd hate to be yhe awaiting pineapple at your house

[fruitloopsandfruitshoots]

YABU- Pineapple is disgusting!

[DoJo]

What on earth are you doing to avocados that requires a special tool NoRoom?!

[StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes]

I just ordered one from amazon as mine went kaput the other day, don't know what I would do without it

[StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes]

I will place it in my kitchen drawer next to my strawberry huller which is a dream to use, soooo easy and quite good fun with its little pincer grip.

[cherrybombxo]

YANBU. My Nutribullet arrived yesterday, I've never been so excited to mash up bits of fruit.

[squoosh]

I don't how you can sit at your desk knowing such fun awaits you at home.

[motherofmonster]

i am clock watching... it is only tea and mumsnet that is saving me from jumping right out the window

[NoRoomInTheInn]

DoJo

My tool can "Split, pit, slice and scoop" avocados. When I saw it I couldn't live without it.

[NoRoomInTheInn]

Do let us know if it works, mother, I may request one for my stocking.

[PiperIsOrangePumpkins]

Every one has a draw full of faders we buy then decide to recent back to a knife.

[Thebodynowchillingsothere]

I hope it's everything you expect and more.

[LadyLuck10]

NoRoom where can I get one.
I love avos but messy de-pitting puts me off.

[LaurieFairyCake]

Have you considered masturbation?

This is what I always say on threads where people are overly domesticky

[squoosh]

But depitting avocados is easy.

Slice around the skin, split in two and scoop out each half in one go with a spoon.

[Poopooweewee]

YANBU

I have half a pineapple every day.

Not sure why you can't use a knife to cut it tho.

[skylark2]

"My tool can "Split, pit, slice and scoop" avocados."

So can mine. It can also peel potatoes, cut veg, cut meat and even spread butter.

It's a fantastic new invention called a knife :)

[motherofmonster]

i have tried masturbation, although never with a pineapple cutter. That is over and above kinky fuckery imho

[squoosh]

Ouch!

[NoRoomInTheInn]

Ladyluck it was from Lakeland origin of most useless kitchen gadgetry

Knives are so last week, Skylark

[LadyLuck10]

Thanks NoRoom

[AesSedai]

YABU- Pineapple is disgusting! - said fruitloops

There's ALWAYS one, isn't there?

[squoosh]

How can anyone dislike the taste of pineapple? It's such an inoffensive 1970's exotic fruit that has been sadly discarded for fancy interlopers such as passion fruit and papaya.