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motherofmonster Thu 06-Nov-14 15:09:34

wooo hoooo... my pineapple cutter from betterware arrived this morning, and i cant wait to get home to try it more struggling in this house any more. I'm going to get the better of you yet you big spiky bastard grin

CleanLinesSharpEdges Thu 06-Nov-14 15:11:58

That's actually properly made me LOL. grin

NoRoomInTheInn Thu 06-Nov-14 15:14:27

YANBU... new gadgets are the stuff of dreams.

I cried for joy when I received my new avocado tool.

Molotov Thu 06-Nov-14 15:15:16

Go you!

and I'd hate to be yhe awaiting pineapple at your house

fruitloopsandfruitshoots Thu 06-Nov-14 15:16:43

YABU- Pineapple is disgusting!

DoJo Thu 06-Nov-14 15:25:27

What on earth are you doing to avocados that requires a special tool NoRoom?!

I just ordered one from amazon as mine went kaput the other day, don't know what I would do without it grin

I will place it in my kitchen drawer next to my strawberry huller which is a dream to use, soooo easy and quite good fun with its little pincer grip.

cherrybombxo Thu 06-Nov-14 15:39:34

YANBU. My Nutribullet arrived yesterday, I've never been so excited to mash up bits of fruit.

squoosh Thu 06-Nov-14 15:39:42

I don't how you can sit at your desk knowing such fun awaits you at home.

motherofmonster Thu 06-Nov-14 15:44:42

i am clock watching... it is only tea and mumsnet that is saving me from jumping right out the window grin

NoRoomInTheInn Thu 06-Nov-14 15:44:42


My tool can "Split, pit, slice and scoop" avocados. When I saw it I couldn't live without it.

NoRoomInTheInn Thu 06-Nov-14 15:45:57

Do let us know if it works, mother, I may request one for my stocking.

PiperIsOrangePumpkins Thu 06-Nov-14 15:47:35

Every one has a draw full of faders we buy then decide to recent back to a knife.

Thebodynowchillingsothere Thu 06-Nov-14 15:48:32

grin I hope it's everything you expect and more.

LadyLuck10 Thu 06-Nov-14 15:53:02

NoRoom where can I get one.
I love avos but messy de-pitting puts me off.

LaurieFairyCake Thu 06-Nov-14 15:55:49

Have you considered masturbation?

This is what I always say on threads where people are overly domesticky grin

squoosh Thu 06-Nov-14 15:55:54

But depitting avocados is easy.

Slice around the skin, split in two and scoop out each half in one go with a spoon.

Poopooweewee Thu 06-Nov-14 16:02:48


I have half a pineapple every day.

Not sure why you can't use a knife to cut it tho.

skylark2 Thu 06-Nov-14 16:03:11

"My tool can "Split, pit, slice and scoop" avocados."

So can mine. It can also peel potatoes, cut veg, cut meat and even spread butter.

It's a fantastic new invention called a knife smile

motherofmonster Thu 06-Nov-14 16:08:10

i have tried masturbation, although never with a pineapple cutter. That is over and above kinky fuckery imho grin

squoosh Thu 06-Nov-14 16:09:55


NoRoomInTheInn Thu 06-Nov-14 16:15:20

Ladyluck it was from Lakeland origin of most useless kitchen gadgetry

Knives are so last week, Skylark

LadyLuck10 Thu 06-Nov-14 16:16:55

Thanks NoRoom

AesSedai Thu 06-Nov-14 16:24:42

YABU- Pineapple is disgusting! - said fruitloops

There's ALWAYS one, isn't there?

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