To have an irrational rage that makes me want to gag whoever says...

[AlbaGuBrath]

"Hell to the no"

"Totes"

"Amazeballs"

(the last two combined)

"Chillax"

"My bad"

"Cray cray"

Surely nobody over the age of 15 should use these words in a serious context (even in a joking context if I'm totally honest)

I have this week heard them all used at work by professional, otherwise intelligent people. Please don't tell me it's me that wants to stuff the nearest bit of junk mail into their pie hold every time they speak like this.

[AlbaGuBrath]

Oh or have I just turned into a miserable old witch?

[DulcetMoans]

What if you say it ironically??

[ssd]

[holdyourown]

what is cray cray

do you work in some sort of media type job where everyone sits on beanbags and wears wacky glasses?

YANBU - especially 'my bad' totes cringeballs

[Fabulous46]

Totes unreasonable. Just chillax!

[CatKisser]

What the fuck's a cray cray?
Also may I add calling your boy/girlfriend "bae"
"Chilling wiv ma bae"
VOM!

[AlbaGuBrath]

Fabulous that actually just made my teeth grind!!

Ooooh cray, cray. Did you not know? me either it's crazy.

I ask you this why thee actual fuck would you make the word you mean longer?! Whhhhyyyyyyyyyy?

There have been beanbags delivered to my office this week. I admit another WTF moment of mine but no I don't work in media. Also my glasses are awesome thank you very much, think Deirdre from Corrie meet Elton.

[nannynoss]

I said cray cray as a joke once. My old flat mate gave me the look of death - I never said it again.
Totes amazeballs is the worst.

[AlbaGuBrath]

Yes CatKisser or boo, boo makes me feel nauseas

[AlbaGuBrath]

nanny have you possibly been my flatmate before

[DollyDreamboat]

I say all of those things, ironically and because I know how much it pisses my teenage dds off

[nannynoss]

Perhaps! We had a friend who said it a lot. Well, he just said 'cray' on its own.

[MiniTheMinx]

Totes aren't they just large bags or am I missing something

[Fabulous46]

I've never heard of any of the above except for "bae" and "totes". The worst one I've heard is "totes emosh" and. I had to ask what it meant.

[Haggisfish]

Ha ha I say totes amazeballs in a slightly ironic way -makes me chuckle!

[NickiFury]

I can't stand

"my bad"

[AlbaGuBrath]

I have also just realised considering my OP is riddled with typos I really should probably keep my own pie hole shut

[nannynoss]

Totes emosh!!!! Arghhhh.

Also, 'natch' for naturally.

[Annietheacrobat]

I say chillax to wind up DP

[Fabulous46]

What does "my bad" mean?

[AlbaGuBrath]

YY to totes emosh!

[stupidlybroody]

Oh my God I used to volunteer for a charity and one of the women, in her early 30s, used almost all of those sayings.

'totes amazeballs' was her favourite though.

This was one of the many reasons I couldn't stand her.

[AlbaGuBrath]

"You forgot to put the rubbish out"

"Oops my bad"

[nannynoss]

Oh, and 'blates'. I'll stop now

[Theboulderhascaughtupwithme]

Wtf is 'cray cray'!!!!!