To enjoy farting

[betteroutandall]

I sometimes get trapped wind and there is nothing like a loud, long fart.

I rarely hold them in. But in company I try to ease them out gently so that they aren't noisy, at home I just let rip.

So AIBU??

[LadyLuck10]

Why do you feel the need to share this? Or that anyone cares to know

[betteroutandall]

Cause no one speaks of it and I wonder why when to me it is a wondrous pleasure.

[kukesi]

Do you enjoy having a cheeky sniff

[KirstyJC]

I love a good guff!

I do try to hold them in at work, but at home - no. I sometimes get the kids to pull my finger!

Can't beat a good fart.

YANBU.

[stoopstoconker]

a wondrous pleasure?

You may need to get out more...in the fresh air.

[betteroutandall]

Perhaps it is because of not long since having had a stomach OP which led to terribly painful trapped wind.

But the sheer sense of relief made me want to share.

I'm sorry

[DawnInOnMe]

YANBU OP everyone loves a good fart it's the law!

[ScrambledEggAndToast]

I can never decide whether I like a good loud n proud or a silent but violent deadly

[Finola1step]

OP, in the privacy of your own home, you let rip as much as you like dear.

And if you want to post about it on an open forum then go right on ahead.

I have had a crap day and your thread has put a smile on my face. Thank you.

[phantomnamechanger]

Hello OP is that you DH?

[phantomnamechanger]

oh bugger

[Lambstales]

I'd forgotten about the finger thing! FIL did that.

[honeysucklejasmine]

Better out than in causing painful cramps!

[r2d2ismyidealman]

I've got your back op. All of the escape routes are enjoyable, including giving in to a good sneeze. I just can't do that justice in public!

[MrsBasterd]

When I get stressed I get terrible gas - put me in a tight place with lots of other people and I have the smelliest arse alive. Ive been known to clear a pub. Its a useful way of keeping people away from me.

Farting is as satisfying as squeezing spots.

[phantomnamechanger]

Farting is as satisfying as squeezing spots

don't say that, there will be a whole new clique of MNers sharing their fart videos along with the zit popping ones!

[phantomnamechanger]

BTW, nothing beats a nice tuneful belch IMHO

[betteroutandall]

Hm I don't burp much.

I love a big sneeze. I also get a tremendous relief from an extremely large poo.

Stenchy gas in shops is useful during sales. I have a beautiful dress from Coast I wore to a winter wedding and I got it because I cleared a path with my arse!

[thegiraffewiththepurplescarf]

I love farting! I am a champion farter for a girl lol

I can't burp though. Not properly. We can't be good at everything I spose.

[Random1999]

Go to bed.

[SpeedofSound0]

Nice. Even the Queen farts I suppose, I wonder if she likes to let rip too?

I can imagine Phil saying "oh, Betty did you have to nearly gas the corgis dear?"

Still, a friend's dad used to announce to his family, and anyone else in the room at the time for that matter (ie. me), that he was going upstairs for a " tom tit". Way TMI.

[recall]

YANBU ! I love a good fart, I like to save a little thrust for the last bit - takes some self control and concentration, and turns the fart into a performance.

[PiperIsOrange]

I know the feeling, when you have trapped wind that is right under the rib it hurts to breath and you have acid coming up to your mouth. Nothing is as satisfying as a big eggy smelling fart.

[ddubsgirl77]

Ohhhhh in the bath and bubbles tickle ??