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betteroutandall Mon 22-Sep-14 21:53:05

I sometimes get trapped wind and there is nothing like a loud, long fart.

I rarely hold them in. But in company I try to ease them out gently so that they aren't noisy, at home I just let rip.


LadyLuck10 Mon 22-Sep-14 21:54:29

Why do you feel the need to share this? Or that anyone cares to know confusedconfusedconfused

betteroutandall Mon 22-Sep-14 21:55:50

Cause no one speaks of it and I wonder why when to me it is a wondrous pleasure.

kukesi Mon 22-Sep-14 21:57:05

Do you enjoy having a cheeky sniff grin

KirstyJC Mon 22-Sep-14 21:57:46

I love a good guff! grin

I do try to hold them in at work, but at home - no. I sometimes get the kids to pull my finger!

Can't beat a good fart.


stoopstoconker Mon 22-Sep-14 21:59:01

a wondrous pleasure?

You may need to get out the fresh air.

Quivering Mon 22-Sep-14 22:03:18

Shouldn't you be in bed?

betteroutandall Mon 22-Sep-14 22:06:18

Perhaps it is because of not long since having had a stomach OP which led to terribly painful trapped wind.

But the sheer sense of relief made me want to share.

I'm sorry grin

DawnInOnMe Mon 22-Sep-14 22:08:02

YANBU OP everyone loves a good fart it's the law!

ScrambledEggAndToast Mon 22-Sep-14 22:11:45

I can never decide whether I like a good loud n proud or a silent but violent deadly grin

Finola1step Mon 22-Sep-14 22:12:40

OP, in the privacy of your own home, you let rip as much as you like dear.

And if you want to post about it on an open forum then go right on ahead.

I have had a crap day and your thread has put a smile on my face. Thank you. grin

phantomnamechanger Mon 22-Sep-14 22:14:18

Hello OP -- is that you DH?--

phantomnamechanger Mon 22-Sep-14 22:14:45

oh bugger

Lambstales Mon 22-Sep-14 22:15:18

I'd forgotten about the finger thing! FIL did that.

honeysucklejasmine Mon 22-Sep-14 22:16:10

Better out than in causing painful cramps!

r2d2ismyidealman Mon 22-Sep-14 22:18:27

I've got your back op. All of the escape routes are enjoyable, including giving in to a good sneeze. I just can't do that justice in public!

MrsBasterd Mon 22-Sep-14 22:20:44

When I get stressed I get terrible gas - put me in a tight place with lots of other people and I have the smelliest arse alive. Ive been known to clear a pub. Its a useful way of keeping people away from me. grin

Farting is as satisfying as squeezing spots.

phantomnamechanger Mon 22-Sep-14 22:23:44

Farting is as satisfying as squeezing spots

don't say that, there will be a whole new clique of MNers sharing their fart videos along with the zit popping ones!

phantomnamechanger Mon 22-Sep-14 22:24:34

BTW, nothing beats a nice tuneful belch IMHO

betteroutandall Mon 22-Sep-14 22:27:21

Hm I don't burp much.

I love a big sneeze. I also get a tremendous relief from an extremely large poo.

Stenchy gas in shops is useful during sales. I have a beautiful dress from Coast I wore to a winter wedding and I got it because I cleared a path with my arse!

thegiraffewiththepurplescarf Mon 22-Sep-14 22:28:24

I love farting! I am a champion farter for a girl lol

I can't burp though. Not properly. We can't be good at everything I spose.

Random1999 Mon 22-Sep-14 22:29:17

Go to bed.

SpeedofSound0 Mon 22-Sep-14 22:29:58

Nice. Even the Queen farts I suppose, I wonder if she likes to let rip too?

I can imagine Phil saying "oh, Betty did you have to nearly gas the corgis dear?"

Still, a friend's dad used to announce to his family, and anyone else in the room at the time for that matter (ie. me), that he was going upstairs for a " tom tit". Way TMI. blush

recall Mon 22-Sep-14 22:30:18

YANBU ! I love a good fart, I like to save a little thrust for the last bit - takes some self control and concentration, and turns the fart into a performance.

PiperIsOrange Mon 22-Sep-14 22:30:41

I know the feeling, when you have trapped wind that is right under the rib it hurts to breath and you have acid coming up to your mouth. Nothing is as satisfying as a big eggy smelling fart.

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