WIBU to kill the bastard

[TitsCrossed]

For this crime?

[hoobypickypicky]

Hmm. It's a bit strong. The question is, will your lord and master (or lady and mistress) object to such an error?

Methinks the chances are that s/he will let DH know in their own special yowling, clawing way if the inelegant placement and opening of their precious morsels offends. Be afraid, Mr TitsCrossed, be very afraid.

[gordyslovesheep]

NO - twatbadger

[HappyAgainOneDay]

What's wrong with it? Just that it was opened at what is designated the bottom of the packet? Who opened it?

[KingJoffreysBloodshotEye]

Will you not be decanting it into it's own handy container?

[TitsCrossed]

Oh god, I haven't dared tell the cats yet. They will flip.

[chockbic]

What you don't know is the cat did it.

[TitsCrossed]

Hmm, might have to nip out to get handy container. Or maybe empty one of dh's cereal tupperwares and use that. Will serve him right.

[gordyslovesheep]

What's WRONG with it ????? it's upside down and the corner has been cut leaving sticky up bits ...meaning the food will go everywhere!!!!!

I'd feed the doer to the cats

[Keletubbie]

The cat is trying to drive a wedge between you. All part of its mind games.

[TitsCrossed]

kele I hadn't even considered that option! The titcats could be playing me like a fiddle. They know all about my packaging issues.

[TitsCrossed]

Thank you gordy medear

[Gruntfuttock]

How can it possibly matter?

I've never killed anyone over something that trivial.

Yet.

[Wolfiefan]

It's the cat! Hoping you won't notice the bag is open and will just turn it the right way up!!

[AlpacaLypse]

I haven't yet found a good way to open AlpacaCat's Iams without ending up with pointy bit corners.

Although the pwecuss pwincess has gone off the stuff completely while I was off in forrin parts leaving DP in charge and (according to DP) NEEDS to have four sachets a day of the poshest most expensive wet cat food that Waitrose can supply.

[TitsCrossed]

But Grunt

IT'S UPSIDE DOWN!

[TitsCrossed]

Oh dear Alpaca so you'll be accommodating this dietary change by shrinking your food budget accordingly then.

[hoobypickypicky]

I'm very sorry to tell you Alpaca, as the Chief Inspector of Important Felines Incorporated I regret to tell you that your cat has already called CatLine. You may expect a visit from the Cat Police tonight.

Please have chicken (free range) and steak available, in multiple quantities, and be prepared to have your fridge and her sleeping quarters (aka your bed) inspected.

[BlackeyedSusan]

I was going to say that I think it a bit extreme... but then remembered how ex used to hack open the cheese... and at least one does not have to pour that.

[FunkyBoldRibena]

Fucks sake. Who the hell does that?

[OhMyArsingGodInABox]

I would actually do a bad murder if that happened in my house.

[FrancesNiadova]

YADNBU

[TitsCrossed]

Thank you for your support.

DH's defence was 'packaging rage'.

[Hoppinggreen]

I was so fixated on the heinous pointy bit I didn't notice it was upside down at first.
Tie his legs together and leave him to the cats!!!

[minmooch]

I thought at first it was a bag of Revels. I would have been very upset had someone opened MY Revels.

[HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen]

I don't think you should be allowed to show images like that on Mumsnet, or anywhere on the Internet

You need a kibble bin, NOW! Somewhere must be open and selling them?

Or send dh and the Iams to sit out side Pets At Home till it opens.

Anything. But do it now.