To think it would be nice to hear the little girl sing baa baa black sheep on the train?

[Ibizatime]

If it wasn't

Blah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep haveBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep haveBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep have you any woolBlah Blah blah sheep have you any wool

[5Foot5]

Erm - not sure I understand the point of the post.

Are you objecting to the fact she didn't know the words or are you saying that she had been taught a bowdlerised version to avoid saying the word "black"?

Either way - and however sweet a little girl she was - I think it would wear a bit thin if she went on like this for any length of time.

[RalphGnu]

I wish my DS(4) would learn the rest of the sodding tune to the Star Wars Death March. I've tried and tried but all he sings is "Ner ner ner ner ni ner ner ni ner. Ner ner ner ner ni ner ner ni ner." OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[SallyMcgally]

A child singing such a song ONCE ONLY is sweet and enchanting. One word of a reprise turns child into deeply irritating presence whose parents need to take immediate action if they are all out in public.

[Cristalle]

i'd put my hands over my ears

[Pagwatch]

It wouldn't be cute after the first time.

[HoldenMcGroin]

It's the Roger Rabbit thing

Shave and a haircut

[ChazsBrilliantAttitude]

Has she stopped yet?

[DiaDuit]

I heard a mum hiss at her child to shut up singing "skip to my lou" (is it lou?)

I was quite sad for him as i thought it sounded so sweet. It hadnt occurred to me that it was perhaps the millionth time his mum had heard it that day!

[Ibizatime]

She's stopped now, I asked her if she likes unicorns and she's gone to ask her mum to show her a picture of one WHO'S TWO ROWS AWAY WITH HER HEADPHONES IN

Dear god

[vladthedisorganised]

Ma, ma, will you buy me a, buy me a, buy me a, Ma, ma will you buy me a, buy me a, buy me a, Ma, ma, will you buy me a, buy me a, buy me a, Ma, ma will you buy me a, buy me a, buy me a, Ma, ma will you buy me a, buy me a, buy me a...

BANANA! Buy you a BANANA! (wondering if introducing DD to Singing Kettle was such a good idea..)

[DiaDuit]

vlad! I havent heard that in ages. Thankfully.

[scrappydappydoo]

Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?Doyouwannabuildasnowman?

I can understand why Elsa told Ana to go away

[LumpenproletariatAndProud]

We have "Everything is awesome!" Over and over and over again.

Ive even caught it myself and piss myself off.
Im even singing it in my head right now just because I typed that.

EVERYTHING IS AWEOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE ALL IN A TEAM!

[ReputableBiscuit]

Part of a team, lumpen. tsk.

[FreeSpirit89]

Oh god! I hate that blasted everything is awesome tune!

Also the old sotty and sweep song, 'this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it, not knowing what it was..'

Gah! Sorry mum

[QuintessentiallyQS]

Thats nothing. Ds going I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...I am bleeeeding out...

Constantly, just that line.

Until ds2 (8) YELLED "I am FUCKING Bleeding out for you to stop singing that ONE line"

ds1 is 12

[QuintessentiallyQS]

[LST]

Ds1 is 2.10 and sings 'this little piggy went to market x 1000000000 followed by 'and this little piggy went home'...

[picnicbasketcase]

'Led it go, led it go..' Has to be 'led' not let, to incorporate the Hollywood Scandinavian twang

[UptheChimney]

To think it would be nice to hear the little girl sing baa baa black sheep on the train?

Under no circumstaces.

No.

And whoever lets her do this is vvv unreasonable. but more to the point, rude & discourteous.

[LapsedTwentysomething]

Op, hats off to you. I can't believe you typed that out.

[LapsedTwentysomething]

Did you know that they're not allowed to sing baa baa black sheep in schools any more because allegedly it's racist?

Says ever Daily Fail reader ever.

[glenthebattleostrich]

Dd does a lovely mash up of let it go and do you wanna build a snowman. On repeat.

Let it gooooooooooo, let it gooooooooooooooooo, wanna build a snowman let's go and play but let it gooooooooooooo and ride bikes around the hall its cold but bothers me anyway.

On repeat around 70 times a day.

[glenthebattleostrich]

Oh and there is a dance to go with it.

[TheBloodManCometh]

I hate children singing on public transport. Sorry, I know that makes me a scrouge, but I do.
And I'm a Nanny