To just lock the door and leave the little shit out all night if he can't follow the house rules?

[Tweenangst]

He just can't follow the rules. I believe a healthy dose of harshness will teach him a lesson. I have two dcs and a dh who have been easy to train. This whurling durbish is a law to himself. Should I LTB??

[Simplesusan]

No he's beautiful, give him a break!

[eddielizzard]

awww cudywooscushypoopoo scratchy scratchy prrrrrrr

[TheMasterNotMargarita]

Aww. But he looks soooooo cute.

Maybe he met a girl and lost track of time?

[Tweenangst]

He is beautiful, and has only three weeks ago come to love with us. My love for him is boundless but he is NOT PLAYING BY THE RULES!!!

[NumberOneFan]

He is far too good looking to LTB
Give him another chance

[Tweenangst]

He has made friends with all the cats in the neighbourhood. He's friendly and lovely. I may be slightly giddy in love with him x

[hoboken]

Cat flap?

[Tweenangst]

However we have one neighbour who hates him, so of course he has been in her flat every day. I have had to but her many bottles of wine to apologise!

[Topseyt]

Awwww, he is cute.

Cats do not follow house rules. They expect you to be their servants really.

We have a cat flap. It was against my better judgment, but we inherited it from the previous owners of our house, and our cat (who we had already had for three years then) took to it straight away. Not unknown though, for us to come down in the morning and find disemboweled field mice, toads, frogs etc. which he had brought back and dumped across the kitchen floor.

[Tweenangst]

No chance of a cat flat, we are on first floor!

[Tweenangst]

This is him wishing we had a cat flap

[ohfourfoxache]

You could try locking him out, but you just know how guilty you're going to feel about it later on and he's left out in the cold......

[thecageisfull]

You need a cat ladder

[Pointlessfan]

Aw bless, what a sweetheart! I'd be letting him sleep on my bed rather than locking him out! Perhaps that is why my own cat is spoilt rotten...

[hoobypickypicky]

YABU. You must dump the DH out the door and allow the bundle of gorgeous fluffiness his side of the bed and his steak dinner.

Tsk. That cat hasn't trained you very well, has he?

[Purplepoodle]

Chuck him out

[Salmotrutta]

You think you've got it hard OP?

My bad boys refuse to drink the fresh clean water we provide in their own bowls.

They drink out of manky puddles and any garden receptacle they come across.

Bastards.

[Tweenangst]

Omg I need a cat ladder!! And also he is now home and sleeping on my pillow. I have never had a cat before and I bloody loves him!

[Fluffycloudland77]

He is playing by the rules, his rules that is.

You can't lock them out all night, he'll find someone else to love him.

[Salmotrutta]

Yes.

My previous cat used to visit the neighbours and sleep on their bed!

[thecageisfull]

catladder.blogspot.co.uk There's a whole blog about them!!!

It's true what they say. The internet is all about cats

[Justawaterformeplease]

He will rob you blind and leave you broken-hearted. DO NOT TRUST HIM.

[Vitalstatistix]

You appear to be under the misapprehension that you make the rules.

Is there something wrong with you? are you alright?

Allow me to explain to you exactly how this works.

You are staff.

[Tweenangst]

Nooo fluffy!! No one else could love him the same

[Salmotrutta]

Exactly.

You are The Dispenser of Food and Provider of Soft Furnishings To Lounge on.

You must not get ideas above your station.