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to think 'my poo, my rules' ?

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GretchenWiener Sat 19-Jul-14 10:47:58

i have a toilet in my house. The walls are opaque and it is not overlooked. When I have guests I will wear both halves of a bikini to poo when I am alone, I am happy to leave the top off and sometimes not to bother at all.

My attitude is "my poo, my rules" and as long as I am not subjecting anyone else to my poo attire or lack of it to think that this is my business. Besides, I hate the feel of a wet swimming costume if I can avoid it.

CarpeJugulum Sat 19-Jul-14 10:53:41

If you're wearing the bottoms, doesn't it cause... erm... issues?

GretchenWiener Sat 19-Jul-14 10:54:02

its niche, I will accept that wink

isthisanacidtest Sat 19-Jul-14 10:55:42

Why do you put a bikini on to poo?

CarpeJugulum Sat 19-Jul-14 10:55:45

Especially if they wedge up your "niche" grin

noddyholder Sat 19-Jul-14 10:56:50


StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 19-Jul-14 10:58:29

noddy she's taking the piss out of the 'my pool my rules' thread

TheXxed Sat 19-Jul-14 10:58:31


noddyholder Sat 19-Jul-14 10:59:52

I was wondering thought she was taking the everyone can wear a bikini too far wearing it with guests in teh house grin

AudacityOfHuge Sat 19-Jul-14 11:23:47

For the best I say. One doesn't want to air out ones clunge.

phantomnamechanger Sat 19-Jul-14 11:26:27

fair play OP, your poo, your rules as long as you do not own an evil loo brush

JoeyMaynardsghost Sat 19-Jul-14 11:26:38

i have a toilet in my house

stealth boast envy

GretchenWiener Sat 19-Jul-14 11:26:57

* swaggers around*

I do.
I heat it too

HoneyDragon Sat 19-Jul-14 11:27:53

Do you have spare bikinis for guests that may want to use the toilet?

LuisSuarezTeeth Sat 19-Jul-14 11:48:34

Ooooo this is a TAAT! I am very clever for spotting it, it's so well disguised.


phantomnamechanger Sat 19-Jul-14 11:53:10

honeydragon grin

Wishfulmakeupping Sat 19-Jul-14 11:55:23

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next...

TanteRose Sat 19-Jul-14 12:00:54

Do you HAVE to start such controversial threads on a Saturday, OP?

supersop60 Sat 19-Jul-14 12:02:10

Hahahahaha! grin

BuzzardBird Sat 19-Jul-14 12:04:22

Do you hang the top half off the loo brush?

elQuintoConyo Sat 19-Jul-14 12:04:38

I have a split-crotch bikini for such eventualities and never travel without it.

My bikini, my poo rules.

JoeyMaynardsghost Sat 19-Jul-14 12:37:54

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next

What's wrong with last night's Evening Gazette? confused

Shockers Sat 19-Jul-14 13:27:04

I am so envy.

We don't own a lavatory; we use the pool for our bodily evacuations. With the clever use of an inexpensive fishing net, we generally manage to also use it for leisure activities with friends and family.

However, last week's barbecue and the undercooked sausage put paid to our moist frolickings with the neighbours for the foreseeable sad.

Icimoi Sat 19-Jul-14 14:01:30

You're being very controversial, OP, and even daring. I hope the reaction of MN won't upset you too much.

SingingSoftly Sat 19-Jul-14 15:48:48

grin love it!

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