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AIBU?

To provide a handy one-word guide to EVERY MN thread

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Haffdonga · 18/07/2014 22:56

Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

• Is he having an affair? YES LTB
• Bounty Reps BAD
• Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
• My dog growled LTB
• Fruitshoots BAD
• Breastmilk GOOD
• Rehoming a dog BAD
• Periods? MOONCUP
• Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
• Ham? NAICE
• Co-sleeping GOOD
• Is this a line? YES
• What should I do? LTB
• Child-free weddings? BAD
• Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
• He said I was fat. LTB
• He is fat. LTB
• Wrongly sized bra. BAD
• TXTSPK BD
• Nasty boss? LTB
• OW. BAD
• Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide. Smile

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StealthPolarBear · 18/07/2014 23:00

:o

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StealthPolarBear · 18/07/2014 23:01

Ok I'll add my own answer to everything

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StealthPolarBear · 18/07/2014 23:03

Eg "my baby won't sleep"
"Have you tried oven pride? Those overpowering toxic fumes are brilliant to help her gently nod off"

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fairgame · 18/07/2014 23:03

Haribo BAD
WOHM BAD
SAHM BAD
Creepy neighbour 101
Stranger in the street 101
Kids in the street 101
Knock on the door 101

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riskit4abiskit · 18/07/2014 23:03

POMBEARS: Sneer
ALDI: good
INEXPLICABLE NOISE: woo

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StealthPolarBear · 18/07/2014 23:04

"Shot I think someone is trying to break in through the kitchen window"
"Hit them hard over the head with a bottle of oven pride- that will do the trick"

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gordyslovesheep · 18/07/2014 23:05

frozen mash - BAD
Frozen baked potatoes - Bad
Frozen - Good

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fairgame · 18/07/2014 23:05

I broke my oven pride virginity this morning. I was very disappointed i couldn't shove the door glass and hob thingys into the bag Sad

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StealthPolarBear · 18/07/2014 23:05

"My oven is filthy"
"Give it a really good scrub with some wire wool you slattern"

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RhiWrites · 18/07/2014 23:06

Car parking YMMV

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riskit4abiskit · 18/07/2014 23:06

Supermarket marital strife: t-rex?
Cowbag friend: wendy
Bread ham bread : hamwich

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treaclesoda · 18/07/2014 23:07

Parent and child space angst - Entitled

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ginslinger · 18/07/2014 23:09

Wash towels every day - good
Wash towels every day - bad

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SistersOfPercy · 18/07/2014 23:09

Felt a little off lately ~ POAS

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treaclesoda · 18/07/2014 23:11

GPs - bad
Midwives - bad
Obstetricians - positively evil

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MoominKoalaAndMiniMoom · 18/07/2014 23:12

Stepchildren: God
Bio children: Unimportant
Christmas: Bad
Birthdays: Unimportant
Reading with your children in public: BAD
Hair removal: UNFEMINIST
Telling people not to remove their hair: CONTROLLING

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gordyslovesheep · 18/07/2014 23:12

MIL - bad
SIL- Bad

Step children - bad
Mother of step children - evil controlling troll bastard

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Laquila · 18/07/2014 23:13

AIBU?: YES
My cleaner/nanny/cm is leaving: FIRSTWORLDPROBLEM
Skin nightmare: CAROLINEHIRONS.COM
Breastfeeding nightmare: LANSINOH
What's so wrong with the Daily Mail, anyway?: EVERYTHING

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BrunoBrookesDinedAlone · 18/07/2014 23:13

Should I park here - NO

Are they allowed to park there - YES IT'S A PUBLIC ROAD

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123upthere · 18/07/2014 23:13

Answer to discourse from any annoying idiot is:
'did you mean to be so rude?'

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MoominKoalaAndMiniMoom · 18/07/2014 23:14

Hospital births: DISASTER
Video games: Evil
Receptionists: Bitches
Holding knife and fork differently: HEATHENRY!

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kennyp · 18/07/2014 23:14

Roast chicken - feeds 26

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treaclesoda · 18/07/2014 23:16

Toilets - for decorative purposes only

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Kleptronic · 18/07/2014 23:21

Toilet brushes? MINGING
Ladygarden topiary? OPPRESSIVE
Make a chicken feed 4 all week? MANDATORY
CAPITALS? INFRA DIG
Latin? EXCLUDING
Drunk? OUTSIDE
Thread veering? INEVITABLE

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nestee · 18/07/2014 23:22

Toilet brushes - BURN IN HELL!!!

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