to ask what is the most trivial reason you have ended a relationship

[BauerTime]

Mine is for referring to the 69 position as 'summer of 69ing' and condoms ss 'rubber johnnies'.

It just made my skin crawl and there was no coming back from that!

[LaurieFairyCake]

Skid marks

Micro penis

One testicle

3 different relationships - all more than 20 years ago

[BuzzardBird]

A very bad patchwork denim jacket that looked like he was going fishing (had lots of silly pockets on it). My desire was immediately extinguished.

[Morgause]

He got a tattoo.

[trevortrevorslattery]

Jurassic Park t-shirt

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Hairy back. He was lovely as well. I was an idiot.

[Fairylea]

Hugely awful of me but I once dumped someone after a few dates because I hadn't realised he was only 5 ft 2 (I'm much taller). He'd asked me out sitting down and when I first met him again it was a bit of a shock. I tried to get past it but I just couldn't. I spent the whole time trying to slouch and find somewhere to sit down.

[StillStayingClassySanDiego]

A very long time ago, he got rid of his mohican; he just didn't look the same when he shaved it off and I stopped fancying him.

Shallow.

[ThatBloodyWoman]

He applied moisturising cream to his legs, whilst trying to look seductive.To be fair, he was a male stripper, so I expect it probably worked for some.

[calculatorsatdawn]

we had a disagreement about how good a football player micheal owen is. I don't even like football or know anything about it

[SorrelForbes]

A dreadful laugh (not dissimilar to Janice in Friends but a bit deeper!). He looked like Justin Timberlake so I was probably very unreasonable!

[Leviticus]

He kept a fluorescent tabard and flask in the door of his car in case of emergency.

[SlimJiminy]

Fag breath.

[orangepudding]

I dumped someone because he wore briefs. He had a green pair and I just couldn't get past a man wearing green briefs.

[calculatorsatdawn]

leviticus that's brilliant! best reason to dump someone ever

[DurhamDurham]

When I was in my late teens I once finished a relationship with someone when he came and knocked on my door when I had given him very specific instructions to wait for me in the car.

I'm a much nicer person these days

[SlimJiminy]

Hahahahahahahaha @ Leviticus

[Leviticus]

There is NOTHING trivial about briefs.

[MamaLazarou]

He said things about Morrissey.

[ShatnersBassoon]

He called a dressing gown a robe.

[Leviticus]

There is NOTHING trivial about briefs.

[Leviticus]

There is NOTHING trivial about briefs.

[newsecretidentity]

Ok, apparently my standards have been too lax.

[CabbagesAndKings]

He thought he was a vampire

[Niklepic]

His chin annoyed me.

[revealall]

His name. To be fair we had only been on one date but when he asked to see me again I envisaged having to tell people and I couldn't.
Shallow.