I think somebody rather SEEDILY have pranked my garden.

[QuintessentiallyQS]

My border at the bottom of the garden, is a mess of knee height wild flowers. They are not even pretty wildflowers, they are all leaf and tiny little yellow blooms, that have already finished. I know I have not planted them. I think somebody must have tipped out a wildflower seed pack in my garden. That spot is normally a bit bare this time of year, as I have tall bulbs coming up, and Agapanthus which are not blooming yet. They are going to be drowning!

Good grief I hate ripping up flowers.

[eurochick]

Could it be birdseed?

[QuintessentiallyQS]

Blimey. We do have a bird table, but it is 2 meters away, and there is nothing just underneath.

[slartybartfast]

wild flowers, blown by the wind, carried by birds, self seeded. lucky you

[QuintessentiallyQS]

I appreciate the sentiment. But they are not nice.

I am not sure that I am happy ripping out something nature has provided for me.

[FunkyBoldRibena]

Agapanthus and other bulbs will be fine amongst the wild flowers. You don't have to rip them up at all.

[mistlethrush]

Have you got a picture of them - perhaps we could work out what they are?

[Normalisavariantofcrazy]

Sounds like self set weeds. Our garden was, until the tulips finished, a pretty mess of gorgeous tulips, weeds and long grass.

Glad the tulips have all finished now and can't wait to attack it with the strimmer!

[QuintessentiallyQS]

I will go and take a picture.

I will feel very hurt if I have been bulbously "cunted" - I am not aware of having done anything nasty to my neighbours, or their hedges!

[FruVikingessOla]

Are the buttercups? There are loads in bloom round here at the moment.

[FruVikingessOla]

they

[QuintessentiallyQS]

They actually look like they could be buttercup, but with very small cups!

[LuisSuarezTeeth]

bulbously "cunted"

Sounds like something I have as well Quint, need a pic though

[KissesBreakingWave]

I'm going to essay a wild gues and say self-seeded rape. I have no idea what's caused it, but the stuff is bloody EVERYWHERE this year; road verges, the lot. It's pretty and it smells lovely. It's like someone got in a helicopter and just scattered it from high altitude.

[5Foot5]

Oh I was hoping this was a case of something rude spelt out.

Would love to sow the word TWAT in something colourful on my neighbours lawn but he would probably guess who did it.

[NigellasDealer]

are you sure it's not ragwort?

[NigellasDealer]

link

[LettertoHerms]

Gosh I remember that thread where the suggestion of twat bulbing came up, ever since I've been sorely tempted.

and I was hoping it happened to you when I saw the thread title

[spiderlight]

Are they lesser celandine?

[Almostfifty]

That's what I was going to ask spiderlight, if it is it will die off quite soon.

[QuintessentiallyQS]

Well, they are not buttercup, and they are not rapeseed.

[QuintessentiallyQS]

Here they are, the leaves are dark green, and the bloom rather "incognito".

[FruVikingessOla]

I don't know much about gardening, but that looks a bit like a strawberry plant. Could it be a wild strawberry?

[SybilRamkin]

Wait to see if tulips come up spelling the word 'cunt'. If so, you've pissed off the neighbourhood gardening association with your ugly bare patch ;)