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Aibu in thinking that hot chocolate won't fix ds' broken heart

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Hotbot · 11/05/2014 15:57

Caused because of being sent to his room for upsetting his sister.
Dramatic much .?

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Hotbot · 11/05/2014 16:10

He is 4 and had real tears but perked up when I asked if a kiss would help,he assured me only hot choc would work......

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BolshierAyraStark · 11/05/2014 16:51

Tbf hot choc does have pretty good healing powers-top marks for his canniness...

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Andrewofgg · 11/05/2014 17:24

That boy will go far . . .

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Hotbot · 11/05/2014 17:30

Yes, I can't believe I was had, up until then his heart was going to be broken for ever.

Grin

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EatShitDerek · 11/05/2014 17:33

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Allalonenow · 11/05/2014 17:36

Nothing beats hot chocolate for mending a broken heart, except hot chocolate and nutella on toast.

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flumperoo · 11/05/2014 18:14

Isn't chocolate the ONLY thing that mends a broken heart? That and/or wine?

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Hotbot · 11/05/2014 18:21

Hmm,yes I suppose you are all right, but when did my adorable little boy get soooo manipulative?
Stickers will maybe try that one, I was also stung for "mallows" after all it won't be real then will it mummy - looks at me lovingly.

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HillyHolbrook · 11/05/2014 18:30

Yes, he's too little for wine so chocolate has to do.

Make him Nutella hot chocolate. DSis got dumped for the first time on Friday and has been at my house in her pjs drinking gallons of it since then, with marshmallows and a side of cake and cookies of course. It's the only way. Though now she's upset because it's going to make her fat and then nobody will ever love her again. Apparently.Hmm

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Hotbot · 11/05/2014 18:35

Oh god , I have a dd who is 7 I am dreading hormones and boys......tho it will be nice to curl up and cry endlessly and watch a dreadful movie

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 11/05/2014 20:14

One of the first sentences my DC learned was " Chocolate gives Mummy good temper"

So your DS is spot-on Wink

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CoffeeTea103 · 11/05/2014 20:15

He sounds so cuteSmile

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FunnyFoot · 11/05/2014 20:20

If chocolate was free then the world would be a happy place.

It solves all problems and makes you feel all cuddly inside.

The End.

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Oblomov · 11/05/2014 20:30

If he's been sent to his room. Then
No treat ( hot chocolate) should be offered.

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FunnyFoot · 11/05/2014 20:37

Obl

This thread is not that kind of thread.
Take it somewhere else.

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Itsfab · 11/05/2014 20:41

Blimey.

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CheckpointCharlie · 11/05/2014 20:43

Oh bless, real tears, agree with coffeetea103 snuggle him up and eat him!

not really obv

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SpeedwellBlue · 11/05/2014 20:45

How do you make Nutella hot chocolate?

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NearTheWindymill · 11/05/2014 20:52

As soon as he can be trusted teach him how to make mummy "hot tea".

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Hotbot · 12/05/2014 06:43

Nagar, good advice but I really think in our house the only thing with t should be a g..... With ice

Cheers everyone.

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MammaTJ · 12/05/2014 06:55

Isn't chocolate the ONLY thing that mends a broken heart? That and/or wine?

It is inappropriate to give 4 year olds wine! Shock

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OwlCapone · 12/05/2014 07:10

This thread is not that kind of thread.
Take it somewhere else.

Who put you in charge? Hmm

Regardless, the OP is wrong because clearly hot chocolate would have cured this particular broken heart.

I also happen to agree with Oblomov.

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nooka · 12/05/2014 07:36

My dd loves hot chocolate and it has been used to cheer her up many a time, and I am sure will go on doing so (ds and I prefer tea). I'm afraid that I wouldn't be producing it after a squabble with her brother though (apart from any other reason we'd have no chocolate left in the house!)

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Nocomet · 12/05/2014 07:42

Hot chocolate is how DD1(16) cheers up DD2(13).

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nomorequotes · 12/05/2014 07:48

Nope wouldn't get hot chocolate here.

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