Advanced search

To feel sorry for pregnant elephants

(25 Posts)
ICanSeeTheSun Tue 15-Apr-14 19:26:15

22 months of pregnancy, and the labour has got to be painful. Baby elephants are not small.

Watching a documentary ATM which has been on my planner for months about this.

Amazing 4d scan though

ICanSeeTheSun Tue 15-Apr-14 19:29:50

They also get no privacy as for protection the herd forms a circle.

Ronmione Tue 15-Apr-14 19:46:38

I watched an elephant give birth on the tv the other day. She was obviously in a lot if pain. Once she gave birth the keepers rushed in and lifted her foot and pulled the baby out of the way in case she stepped on him. She just looked so bewildered.

thebodydoestricks Tue 15-Apr-14 19:50:09

Mind you though it's like for like isn't it?

I mean elephants most have large foo foos and they are great parents.

Personally after 4 massive babies mine is pretty well battered. grin

breatheslowly Tue 15-Apr-14 19:50:54

They probably aren't bothered about not being allowed soft cheese and wine for 22 months.

EggcupGoddess Tue 15-Apr-14 19:55:12

I feel even more sorry for hyenas... they have to give birth through their clitorises.

<winces in sympathy>

27onesies Tue 15-Apr-14 20:06:18

I would love a 22 month long pregnancy however I would not want to give birth to a baby equivalent to the size of a baby elephant.

ICanSeeTheSun Tue 15-Apr-14 20:16:26

Eggcup, I have my legs closed after reading your post.

Ohbyethen Tue 15-Apr-14 20:25:18

It's the drop that gets me. I can't decide if giraffes are worse or not but it's just Wheee, splat - and then they're up. Boggles me every time I see it.

I quite like being able to suspend pregnancy though - sorry, it's a really bad time for me right now, check back next year. Would have been very handy.

CloverHeart Tue 15-Apr-14 20:28:34

I had to google Hyena Clitoris for clarity....(MN will be to thank if the PC ever have to dredge through my bizarre search history)

Ouch though!!!

QuietJackRabbit Tue 15-Apr-14 20:36:47

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

schlurplethepurple Tue 15-Apr-14 20:38:12

I wonder how big Elephants vaginas are?

OnIlkleyMoorBahTwat Tue 15-Apr-14 20:43:22

Don't know how true it is, but I once read that animals that walk on all fours have a lot easier time giving birth than humans (and apes?) because of a different pelvic arrangement.

I suppose one thing in the elephants favour is that they normally only have one offspring at a time(?), whereas things like cats and dogs normally have a litter of several.

ICanSeeTheSun Tue 15-Apr-14 21:02:36

Very interesting.

puntasticusername Tue 15-Apr-14 21:59:18

Whoah, whoah, whoah, Eggcup.

They do WHAT?

RhondaJean Tue 15-Apr-14 22:02:33

Never mind an elephant giving birth, I saw a nature programme about elephants mating once and it scarred me for life.


FraidyCat Wed 16-Apr-14 09:04:43

I saw a nature programme about elephants mating once and it scarred me for life.

I've seen an Elephant penis in real life, here is a youtube clip that will explain it better than I can.

ScrambledEggAndToast Wed 16-Apr-14 09:47:11

They showed a giraffe giving birth on TV a while ago. Not sure how long the pregnancy is but the baby was 6 foot tall and she made it look very easy grin

ScrambledEggAndToast Wed 16-Apr-14 09:48:54

Bloody hell, that elephant's penis shock

ZenGardener Wed 16-Apr-14 09:59:09

22 months pregnancy is hard but that birth seemed pretty easy. I screamed like a banshee when I gave birth, it was awful. I read humans have it tougher than other animals due to our large heads.

specialsubject Wed 16-Apr-14 10:17:35

wow, that was all done on a big scale! Hell of a fall, too...

but baby elephants are adorable from the start, which it has to be said baby humans are not.

puntasticusername Wed 16-Apr-14 10:19:07

Yep. Large heads, pelvises adapted for walking upright, and we usually expect giving birth to be hugely painful. Baaaaad combination.

squishysquirmy Wed 16-Apr-14 10:28:10

On a documentary I saw once, all the other nosy female elephants gathered round the newborn and got in the way of it trying to suckle from it's mother, who had to chase themm away.... Kinda reminded me of all those mumsnet threads about hoardes of visitors trying to descend on new mums.

squishysquirmy Wed 16-Apr-14 10:29:58

Eggcup, that hyena thing is nasty.

puntasticusername Wed 16-Apr-14 12:01:15

squishy Ooh, to have been an elephant at those times!

"No thankyou, you will not continue to hold the calf when he needs feeding, or I will bitch-slap you upside the head with my fucking TRUNK...if you have really come to HELP, as you say, you can go and clean out the waterhole and pick me a nice pile of sugar cane for tea. Now bugger off before I SIT on you".

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now