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To start another thread about lotus biscuit spread?

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BaronVonShush Wed 09-Apr-14 13:27:16

I bought some this morning as it is on offer in tesco.

I've eaten half a jar of it already blush

And then I looked at the calorie content shock shock

I've hidden the jar so DH won't know how much I have eaten blush

For the record it tasted best with vanilla ice cream...

formerbabe Wed 09-Apr-14 13:34:55

I bought it

formerbabe Wed 09-Apr-14 13:35:31


I bought it once...I was uncontrollable!

BaronVonShush Wed 09-Apr-14 13:37:45

It's got crack in it or something. Completely addictive!

Although does look a teeny bit like the content of ds2's nappy. Maybe I should concentrate on that next time I dive in.

rubyflipper Wed 09-Apr-14 13:38:05

I don't like it - tastes like regurgitated biscuit to me.

unicornpoop Wed 09-Apr-14 13:39:38

ruby that's what I always think of when I look at it....masticated biscuits. Although I may try to get past the gag reflex and try it anyway....just out of curiosity grin

RustyParker Wed 09-Apr-14 13:40:30

I bought this yesterday!! Was embarassingly over excited when I saw it and thought about starting a thread blush. Lush on toast but vanilla ice cream you say.... <wanders off to rummage in freezer>

Mygoldfishrocks Wed 09-Apr-14 13:40:47

it's.not nice. unless you like the taste of creamed stale biscuits

Merrylegs Wed 09-Apr-14 13:41:41

Crunchy or smooth?

I've only tried the smooth but in the interests of comparative research I feel I really ought to try the crunchy.

And actually perhaps get the smooth as well just to be absolutely sure.

What a chore.

WheresRyder Wed 09-Apr-14 13:42:34

its disgusting. I have an unopened jar of the crunchy as I had the smooth spread thinly on toast and it made me vomit it was soo sweet and sickly. Shame as I love the lotus biscuits.

Joules68 Wed 09-Apr-14 13:42:36

How much sugar!?

squoosh Wed 09-Apr-14 13:44:55

I think it's rank muck.

sheriffofnottingham Wed 09-Apr-14 13:46:12

the crunchy is better. When I'm decorating DP brings me cups of tea and a desert spoon covered in biscuit spread. I love him so much

RustyParker Wed 09-Apr-14 13:48:43

Crunchy is definitely the way to go!

Sheriff your DP is a keeper grin

honeythewitch Wed 09-Apr-14 14:02:58

You are being very unreasonable to care about your husband knowing what you have and haven't eaten.

NoMoreMarbles Wed 09-Apr-14 14:10:53

i want some...i havent seen it in any of the local supermarkets by me sad

Coldlightofday Wed 09-Apr-14 15:03:52

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FourArms Wed 09-Apr-14 15:06:17

They had it in our Tesco yesterday. Alongside Nutella & peanut butter smile

HighwayRat Wed 09-Apr-14 15:07:23

Ive literally JUST started a thread in chat about this. I have an unopened jar of crunchy on the coffee table and a spoon. I'm too nervous to try it...

Aeroflotgirl Wed 09-Apr-14 15:07:37

It's a spread that tastes like lotus biscuits. Think of tge biscuits you get with your tea/coffee on Areoplanes, that's the taste. I like lotus biscuits but not the spread.

Coldlightofday Wed 09-Apr-14 15:08:27

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ExitPursuedByABear Wed 09-Apr-14 15:08:37

I've just had two teaspoons. Can't decide what it would be best with.

PurplePunkPrincess Wed 09-Apr-14 15:09:48

It's beautiful! I like it spread thickly on chocolate digestives smile

It is quite sweet and I usually have to drink some milk afterwards!

HomeIsWhereTheHeartIs Wed 09-Apr-14 15:12:04

Damn I've already been to tesco and I forgot to look for it. Sounds like its worth making a second visit for.

HighwayRat Wed 09-Apr-14 15:14:59

OH MY GOD just popped it open, and had a small spoonful. I have angels dancing in my mouth!!!!

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