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I am 41, and don't have any wrinkles.

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plco1223 Mon 31-Mar-14 18:57:06

aibu to think that I could front a campaign for clinique? I need the money, and considering that I manage do a better job of selling their products than the clinique salesladies, surely I should be able to make some moeny by modelling for them.

izzydazzling Mon 31-Mar-14 19:00:49

well I'm 41 and I don't have any wrinkles either.

I'm a bit ugly though.

plco1223 Mon 31-Mar-14 19:01:42


EnglishGirlApproximately Mon 31-Mar-14 19:02:46

I'm 39 with no wrinkles but that's because I have a fat face smile

mrsruffallo Mon 31-Mar-14 19:03:05

I don't have wrinkles because I am fat

fluffyraggies Mon 31-Mar-14 19:03:18

Ex Clinique sales lady here. 45 and no wrinkles. so nerrr grin

mrsruffallo Mon 31-Mar-14 19:03:25

Snap EGA!!!

CameTheDawn Mon 31-Mar-14 19:03:57

You might not be seeing yourself as others see you.

When you look in a mirror, it bounces back an even, flattering light that minimises shadows and contrast. You aren't seeing yourself in harsh light from an angle, which will show up wrinkles and flaws in an unforgiving manner. Other people are seeing you like that.

Sorry smile

thebody Mon 31-Mar-14 19:05:09

I looked fucking sensational at 40. really hot.

dogginess has crept up in me in the last 10 years and now I look like Honeydragons Labrador.

enjoy while you can op.

NewtRipley Mon 31-Mar-14 19:05:37

Away with you and stop boasting. Take it from me, your face will fall apart at 44

NewtRipley Mon 31-Mar-14 19:06:21

Mind you, I know a lot of black women with no wrinkles

specialsubject Mon 31-Mar-14 19:06:54


No, because everyone will assume that you are photoshopped.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 Mon 31-Mar-14 19:07:21

I am 42 and really don't have any.

Check me out grin

SinisterBuggyMonth Mon 31-Mar-14 19:07:43

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

plco1223 Mon 31-Mar-14 19:07:53

there goes another idea sad

na, I think i have lines and gener smileally look my age, but, even with no makeup on everyone thinks i look half my age, which is more annoying than it should be.

always trust mumsnetters.

NewtRipley Mon 31-Mar-14 19:08:16

You are just making it worse now

Forgettable Mon 31-Mar-14 19:08:18

Me too, the body.

Now I have neck fat to add to slack face and wrinkles. Ho hum.

ElleBellyBeeblebrox Mon 31-Mar-14 19:08:23

I'm 28 and have shitloads, and a bit of a tache [stunner]

NewtRipley Mon 31-Mar-14 19:09:21


I think we should retaliate with tales of quite how ugly we are...

I have chin hairs. Bastards

NearTheWindymill Mon 31-Mar-14 19:10:01

My face is fine - it's the body that lets me down grin. Never liked Clinique though.

ElleBellyBeeblebrox Mon 31-Mar-14 19:10:19

Ooh and I have a massive conk

Orangeanddemons Mon 31-Mar-14 19:10:23

I'm 50 and don't have any! Can I be the front person?

HowContraryMary Mon 31-Mar-14 19:10:38

Im 50 and I don't either but I'm fuck me bandy gorgeous

NewtRipley Mon 31-Mar-14 19:11:00

I have a bit of a turkey neck thing starting.

plco1223 Mon 31-Mar-14 19:11:20

my belly looks like an IED hit it. so no bikin modelling for me. I'm not skinny, so that may be the case, and if the face falls apart at 44, well, Ive had a good run.

need other ideas on how to stop being so cash strapped. sad

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