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To be massively fucked off with this Mothers Day present?

(44 Posts)
LuisSuarezTeeth Sun 30-Mar-14 22:39:11

DS knew I wanted a diamond necklace and a Merc.

I got a wanky BMW and a bag of Maltesers.

And I missed the Grand Prix. I also had to blow my own nose.


MammaTJ Sun 30-Mar-14 22:41:51

YANBU! Why did he not make the effort on your special day? Put him up for adoption!

AgentProvocateur Sun 30-Mar-14 22:42:19

YANBU. Kick him out.

scarffiend Sun 30-Mar-14 22:43:39

A BMW??? Kick him the fuck out, ignorant bastard.

MicrochipsAndMemories Sun 30-Mar-14 22:44:01

lolz totes not unreasonable babes.

LuisSuarezTeeth Sun 30-Mar-14 22:44:22

I'm also pissed off with DP. He did nothing. The fact that I don't have a DP is beside the point. He still should have made the effort.

ThePinkOcelot Sun 30-Mar-14 22:54:29

Lol, I am presuming this is because of the other thread whinging about Mother's day?!

Fakebook Sun 30-Mar-14 22:56:15

Well at least it wasn't an Audi. String the maltesers together and make a chocolate necklace instead.

FlankShaftMcWap Sun 30-Mar-14 22:57:00

I got a Cliff Richard 2014 calendar! I'm thrilled, naturally grin Game on DH, game on...

PansOnFire Sun 30-Mar-14 22:58:15

LTB, you deserve better Hun. Hugs xxx

LEMmingaround Sun 30-Mar-14 22:59:11

I got a bird feeder - despite the fact that the bastard birds never come to the garden because they are scared of my two lovely rotten bastard dogs.

RedandChecker Sun 30-Mar-14 22:59:32


LuisSuarezTeeth Sun 30-Mar-14 23:02:40

LEM - I hope it was a race-tuned bird feeder.

HoneyDragon Sun 30-Mar-14 23:03:03

I spotted the Cliff calendar on sale when out shopping with my mum, despite loudly insisting I would buy it for her for Mother's Day, she somewhat rudely told me to "fuck off".

I then pointed out some lovely cushions with Mum embroidered on them in a lovely shade of lilac with a hint of puce and she fucking disinherited me. In bloody Tesco! And one entertained couple insisted I deserved it.

I'm still outraged.

Outraged I tell you, my own mother, the ungrateful cow baggage angry

chickydoo Sun 30-Mar-14 23:03:14

I would not be impressed!! He owes you Big time!!!!

LEMmingaround Sun 30-Mar-14 23:03:40

nup - not a go faster stripe in sight!

LuisSuarezTeeth Sun 30-Mar-14 23:07:37

Honey, Flank. Cliff gets cross too.

Monetbyhimself Sun 30-Mar-14 23:09:22

Maltesers ? sad The boil on the arsehole of crap mothers day presents.


FlankShaftMcWap Sun 30-Mar-14 23:12:49

Phwoar. I like it when he gestures dirty.

LuisSuarezTeeth Sun 30-Mar-14 23:19:24

ThePink - I think there have been the odd one or two threads about Mothers' Day, yes wink

Pipbin Sun 30-Mar-14 23:23:38

I don't have any DC but I'm still pissed off that the cat didn't get me anything.

Caitlin17 Sun 30-Mar-14 23:23:59

I've been slopping around in my jimjams all day having cups of tea brought to me , which dp would point out renders today indistinguishable from most other Sundays. My son was coincidentally home and gave me a big Mother's day hug in a post-modern ironic way.

TrinityRhino Sun 30-Mar-14 23:25:39

you lot are hilarious grin

LuisSuarezTeeth Sun 30-Mar-14 23:29:25

Caitlin - trying and failing to picture a post-modern ironic hug... grin

TheGrassIsSinging Sun 30-Mar-14 23:29:41

My husband brought me tea in bed. I drink coffee.

Totally ruined my special day.

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