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Namechangesrus Fri 21-Mar-14 20:03:59

AIBU to think squirting my breastmilk like a little fountain is hilarious? wine

DancesinPuddles Fri 21-Mar-14 20:05:17

Depends on where you are.

mummyof2boys257 Fri 21-Mar-14 20:05:19

Yanbu it's great fun!

Flibbedyjibbet Fri 21-Mar-14 20:05:30

No.... cos it is!

Jubublian Fri 21-Mar-14 20:05:43

No, because it is hilarious!

Namechangesrus Fri 21-Mar-14 20:07:01

I'm in the house but my DP doesn't think it's hilarious!

SackAndCrack Fri 21-Mar-14 20:14:06

My son climbed over me this week with his mouth open and said "Squeeze it into my mouth!" confused

I suppose thats what happens when you feed 2-3 year olds. shock

K8eee Fri 21-Mar-14 20:20:53

hahahaha! ah this has made me have a right laugh. dh best friends wife threatened to squirt him (her husband, dh friend) in the face. He said he would divorce her if she did (they've been together 13 years, a right joker normally but didn't find this funny) she keeps joking saying she's done it, I do wonder grin

pianodoodle Fri 21-Mar-14 20:24:49

My toddler howls with laughter when the newborn breaks off at the start of a feed and accidentally gets sprayed in the face grin

LongTailedTit Fri 21-Mar-14 22:47:44

YANBU! I remember being hysterical with laughter after clearing a particularly painful block duct and calling my mum over to witness the hilarious jet stream that ensued - she was not amused... To be fair I was massively sleep deprived and the relief was immense, but I still maintain that it was amusing. I could've put a fire out with it.

AlbertoFrog Fri 21-Mar-14 22:49:50

AIBU in that this thread is making me feel nostalgic? grin

TheScience Fri 21-Mar-14 22:52:32

I've never had milk that sprays.

Mrsantithetic Fri 21-Mar-14 22:52:51

Oh yes. I fired at dp every two minutes giggling like a fool everytime.

Annunziata Fri 21-Mar-14 22:53:00

I got DH in the eye once grin

rabbitlady Fri 21-Mar-14 22:54:57

oh yes. thirty one years ago i squirted breastmilk way across the room and hit my then husband in the face with it - and I'm still giggling. heheheh.

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Fri 21-Mar-14 22:56:20

YANBU. After all, we'll never get to write our names with pee in the snow...

curlyclaz13 Fri 21-Mar-14 22:57:35

Mine doesn't do this. sad

Stars66 Fri 21-Mar-14 22:59:26

Love love love it! And loved squirting and telling people just how far I could go. Dh wasn't amused either, but then again he doesn't get my jokesgrin

LongTailedTit Fri 21-Mar-14 23:00:25

TheScience The reason mine made me laugh so much is that I never sprayed either, poor supply and letdown, so when it came out like a bloody water cannon I was amazed! It went on for ages.
Damned blocked ducts were horrible, that was the only time one made me laugh!

madeuplovesong44 Fri 21-Mar-14 23:05:21

Yanbu! My team find it hilarious when i squirt everyone in the showers!!

Fefifo Fri 21-Mar-14 23:06:27

YANBU. If your child is old enough to run they will also enjoy being chased around the room while you try to squirt the with it grin.

BurntPancake Sat 22-Mar-14 08:27:34

Ds2 finds it amusing to unlatch during feeds and squirt milk at ds1 (who also finds this amusing). He gives it a quick squeeze and gets his brother in the face with it, giggles and then goes back to his feed.

BadgerFace Sat 22-Mar-14 08:41:51

He he he, I was always amused watching it squirt out. But The Fear that a delatch in public would result in stranger getting hit... Fortunately never happened!

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