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Cock in a sock - BARF!!!

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Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 13:42:56

Now I do enjoy the male form, but some of the pictures I've been seeing on facefuck are dis-gus-tin!

I don't want to see my male friends in the buff with a sock making their cock look like gonzo!

Just send a donation via text that's all it takes!!

softlysoftly Fri 21-Mar-14 13:49:07

Oh no you aren't sucking me in that easily, i've already been roundly blasted for questioning the bare faced selfie bullshit.

If mens cocks wearing socks are the cure for testicular cancer then thats up to them and the medical profession.

<<backs away>>

Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 13:51:07

Why?! Have I missed the no make up really got mascara thread?!
grin

squeakytoy Fri 21-Mar-14 13:53:02

I am disappointed that none of the men on my friendlist have participated in this.. :D

enlightenmequick Fri 21-Mar-14 13:55:31

I'm not too excited at the prospect of seeing any of the men on my friends list either, but if either my dad or my brother join in, I will be cancelling my profile.

<shudders>

steff13 Fri 21-Mar-14 13:56:58

Cock in a Sock, it sounds like a naughty Dr. Suess book.

Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 13:57:26

No squeaky after the ones I have seen! I now need a bleach eye wash!

Wouldn't mind if they were all Adonis's but they are NOT!

Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 13:58:09

grin steff

AmazingBouncingFerret Fri 21-Mar-14 13:58:23

Cock in a sock.

Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 14:00:55

Ha ha just seen ^^^ that too

elliejjtiny Fri 21-Mar-14 14:11:31

One of the school dads has done this and tagged his DW who is on my friends list. I don't know him that well and now I've seen way too much of him. I need brain bleach

Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 14:14:34

I think we should post em on ere!

grin

Goldmandra Fri 21-Mar-14 14:18:12

I could really do without people fulfilling their bizarre sexual fantasies on my FB page!

Love the DC version though grin

caruthers Fri 21-Mar-14 14:22:10

If in some banal way it raises some money for testicular cancer it's a good thing.

I have neither got a facebook account or a sock that fits well enough to join in.

But i'll donate anyway.

DietCokeMultipackCan Fri 21-Mar-14 14:26:41

I have some pretty attractive Facebook friends, I'm all for this!

Will also be interested to see some of the Adonis' who were passing comment on some of the make up free women. grin

FelixFelix Fri 21-Mar-14 14:26:49

There's also a men wearing makeup thing doing the rounds. I feel like it's never ending hmm

Lj8893 Fri 21-Mar-14 14:29:42

After being called a bitter cunt for questioning the naked face selfie I'm reluctant to say my true feelings about the sock on a cock selfie.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna film my smear on Monday an post it on Facebook. I nominate you all to do the same, don't forget to donate!

Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 14:31:05

I can see how it can raise awareness , but a donation is better!

Mr muscle (oven cleaner) doesn't not look great with a sock over his sketchy floppy cock.

unless they have a six pack and solid thighs grin

Justcockthesockoff Fri 21-Mar-14 14:32:11

[LJ88] grin ha ha

weirdthing Fri 21-Mar-14 15:06:36

Personally, I would enjoy seeing this (perve emoticon).

CaptainHindsight Fri 21-Mar-14 15:12:40

Actual cock sock

CaptainHindsight Fri 21-Mar-14 15:13:38

Sorry, couldn't resist grin

AnnaLegovah Fri 21-Mar-14 15:16:59

THANK you for saying this. I got the fright of my life last night when I opened Facebook to be greeted with a picture of my uncle in his living room with his trousers around his ankle and grasping (seriously) a sock on his todger.

I mean, kudos to my Aunt for finding such an obviously well-endowed chap, but I didn't sleep well last night.

Faces without makeup (and indeed with makeup as some guys on my facebook have done) is fine, but I could do without cock in a sock. Especially when there's relatives involved.

Rindercella Fri 21-Mar-14 17:29:27

Anna, that is hysterical!!

theborrower Fri 21-Mar-14 17:34:22

Eeeeeugh is this a thing doing the rounds now? Bleurgh, I don't want to see that on my Facebook feed <<boak>>

Thanks for the warning

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