I've just been searching in my area (Midlands) for temporary Nanny jobs and stumbled across this ad on Gumtree
Hello you lucky bunch,
You are a few of the lucky few to find my plee for help.
I live alone in a huge 18 room house but I need that company that only a selected few can give me, could this be you?
I'm quite open to the type of person who comes to my rescue I only have these few requirements: - you must be under 4 foot. - you must have 34b cup size- ( if male man breasts are preferably) - an NVQ level 3 in hair so you can massage my hair on a daily basis. - a degree in aquatics - an NVQ in cooking
The perks you get: - sharing a bed with myself I will not ask for anything - all you can eat super noodles - use of my wifi for 30 minutes a week- I will charge on a minutely basis for over running on your allowance - a great wage package
Your duties: - daily games of cops and robbers you must let me win - laugh at my unfunny jokes - dress me every morning and put my night robe on for me - Massage my head daily - Cook my food, super noodles will be fine - open my beer for me - tickle my back- if you are to hard I will be charging you with assault, don't think I won't
As you can properly tell I'm a really easy going guy just looking for a companion. I look forward to your response.
AIBU to think this is dodgy as hell and be baffled as to why "Dan" seems to believe he'll attract some takers