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to wonder who the hell these people are? Dodgy!!!

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Objection Thu 20-Mar-14 15:12:48

I've just been searching in my area (Midlands) for temporary Nanny jobs and stumbled across this ad on Gumtree

Hello you lucky bunch,

You are a few of the lucky few to find my plee for help.

I live alone in a huge 18 room house but I need that company that only a selected few can give me, could this be you?

I'm quite open to the type of person who comes to my rescue I only have these few requirements:
- you must be under 4 foot.
- you must have 34b cup size- ( if male man breasts are preferably)
- an NVQ level 3 in hair so you can massage my hair on a daily basis.
- a degree in aquatics
- an NVQ in cooking

The perks you get:
- sharing a bed with myself I will not ask for anything
- all you can eat super noodles
- use of my wifi for 30 minutes a week- I will charge on a minutely basis for over running on your allowance
- a great wage package

Your duties:
- daily games of cops and robbers you must let me win
- laugh at my unfunny jokes
- dress me every morning and put my night robe on for me
- Massage my head daily
- Cook my food, super noodles will be fine
- open my beer for me
- tickle my back- if you are to hard I will be charging you with assault, don't think I won't

As you can properly tell I'm a really easy going guy just looking for a companion. I look forward to your response.

Dan

AIBU to think this is dodgy as hell and be baffled as to why "Dan" seems to believe he'll attract some takers
confused

Objection Thu 20-Mar-14 15:13:04

It must be a piss take?

Objection Thu 20-Mar-14 15:13:36

I've just re-read.
It is definitely a piss take blush

QueenofallIsee Thu 20-Mar-14 15:16:15

Under 4 ft with man breasts and tickle duties

Yes, its a piss take.

LiberalLibertine Thu 20-Mar-14 15:16:59

Erm, yes,a very very bored individual.

neverthebride Thu 20-Mar-14 15:45:12

Obviously a joke.

Quite amusing though.

weeblueberry Thu 20-Mar-14 15:46:28

Its definitely a joke and he's hoping it will go viral. Except it's been done many times and is old now...

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