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hamptoncourt Thu 13-Mar-14 21:45:55

For reasons nobody would be interested in, I would like a photo of the lovely bear in the lounge of the Sex Bear House. I clicked on an old link but it was no longer available.

I am hoping some lovely Mnetters will have saved it to their documents/photos and will be able to post it so I can save it and post it on to my desired recipient?

Many Thanks in advance.

mrscumberbatch Thu 13-Mar-14 22:03:14

I have no idea what this is but my interest is piqued.

Show me the sex bear house!

BlackeyedSusan Thu 13-Mar-14 22:03:51

do you think it sold?

namechangesforthehardstuff Thu 13-Mar-14 22:15:40

I'm just place marking in the hope that this kicks off more 9 million pound sex bear/sunken floor/startled wolf house photos. grin

dancingnancy Fri 14-Mar-14 00:13:43

I thought was a wolf.

hamptoncourt Fri 14-Mar-14 07:03:12

Oh dear! Hopefully some of the MNetters around at the time will have saved a photo. I cannot find the original thread.

Basically, it was in the property thread and it was a big posh house advertised with lots of photos, discovered and shared by a kind contributor In a reception room photo, quite inexplicably, was a six foot extremely realistic looking bear. I think it may have been next to a piano but I am getting old and I may have made that bit up.

In the bedroom were huge silver letters on the wall saying SEX, KISS, LOVE or similar shit which kind Mnetters renamed SHAG, SNOG, WANK.

Anyhoo, this is how the house became known as the Sex Bear House. However, people coming a little later to the thread, like myself, thought it was called the Sex Bear house because the owners, erm, "did things", like unspeakable things, with the bear in the lounge.

I have a friend who, for reasons I cannot go into as might out me, would love a picture of this bear stuck in the huge luxury lounge so I wondered if anyone had a photo?

UnicornCrisps Fri 14-Mar-14 07:54:26


Whatever you do don't google 'property porn bear' !

I have just found out the hard way that property porn has more than one meaning.

fluffyraggies Fri 14-Mar-14 08:10:11

google ''novelty vacuum cleaner covers''. images.

many of the odd things in property photos are down to these IMO. you can get bears/wolves/rabbits/people shapes to cover your hoover and stand there in the corner of a darkened room ready to scare the crap out of you every evening

SarahAndFuck Fri 14-Mar-14 08:15:34

I was the one who started the Sex Bear thread and I've looked to see if I saved a photo of poor old Sex Bear, but I didn't.

I think the thread might have been in chat more than three months ago.

I'll keep trying to see if I can find anything else OP.

UnicornCrisps Fri 14-Mar-14 08:25:49

was it this one? (scroll down)

dancingnancy Fri 14-Mar-14 09:14:39

That's him, missed ya big fella!

mrscumberbatch Fri 14-Mar-14 11:47:46

Holy crap. It has a very unsexy face for a sex bear

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 11:50:09

Fluffy that is terrifying!! shock People BUY those??

I remember the sex bear but didn't save a photo either.

If you use internet explorer, it may be in your image cache folder!

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 11:56:53

Did anyone follow the link to "7 weirdest properties" on Unicorn's linked article?! shock

SarahAndFuck Fri 14-Mar-14 13:36:58

The Metro one in the link isn't the Sex Bear but he has been on several other MN threads.

MetellaEstMater Fri 14-Mar-14 14:27:28

Following the links to the mystery hobby house was a bad idea! I need to know!

hamptoncourt Fri 14-Mar-14 15:01:42

I think that is a Sex Wolf Unicorn.

Maybe the Sex Bear is gorn forever. Sniff!

hamptoncourt Fri 14-Mar-14 15:03:28

Maybe Sex Bear is lurking in Classics Sarah? He should be!!! I will have a nosy over the weekend.

SarahAndFuck Fri 14-Mar-14 16:02:10

I hope he is lurking in Classics. I was very fond of him by the end of that thread.

hamptoncourt Fri 14-Mar-14 16:48:42

Me too Sarah and thank you for bringing him to our attention in the first place!!

Bad news from Gin Towers, they have no trace of Sex Bear.

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