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To have smashed an egg on his windscreen

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lollipoppi Tue 11-Mar-14 19:48:59

Ok, so I know IABU and it was a spur of the moment childish thing to do but ........

Upon leaving the supermarket with a 1yo and 3yo in tow, I get to my car to find a man struggling to get out of his van because he has parked so close to my car.

I politely pointed out that if he is struggling then how am I expected to get my 3yo into his car seat when I cannot open my door.
His response was "it's not my problem"
Me : well it's now my problem because your an incompetent arse
Him: f*uck off you stuck up b*tch, and walked off with his mate laughing

Whilst my 3yo was climbing over my 1yo to get to his car seat, I unloaded the shopping and came across the eggs.

I splatted one on his windscreen and bombed it

Very immature of me I know, but I think he deserved it!

StillaChocoholic Tue 11-Mar-14 19:51:04

Oh well maybe he'll think twice about being an arse next time.

LegoCaltrops Tue 11-Mar-14 19:51:10


formerbabe Tue 11-Mar-14 19:51:34

He sounds a right charmer!

EyelinerQueen Tue 11-Mar-14 19:51:55



What a gabshite he was. I admire your quick thinking!

DomesticDisgrace Tue 11-Mar-14 19:52:06

Haha I don't know what to make of that at all. I'm usually quite "passionate" myself but it sounds as if you were a bit agro from the get go

DameFanny Tue 11-Mar-14 19:53:43

Heh heh heh grin I don't care if you were BU or not

TwittyMcTwitterson Tue 11-Mar-14 19:53:49

Hilariously childish. If he wasn't an arse then YABU but he was and I bet it made you feel better grin

A tad extreme yes but there are times I wish I had the balls to so that

Longdistance Tue 11-Mar-14 19:55:16

Yanbu, he sounded like he deserved it.

Mrsantithetic Tue 11-Mar-14 19:56:29

Ha shame you didn't have any shaving foam or shower gel to write obscenities on his bonnet grin

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 11-Mar-14 19:57:02

Bet it felt good to do that smile it was totally deserved the knob

Pippintea Tue 11-Mar-14 19:57:08

I was going to say YABVU from the title! Smashing eggs in revenge is very immature grin
However, the man was an absolute twat &YWBVU not to smash 12 eggs over his stupid windscreen.

LinghamStyle Tue 11-Mar-14 19:57:15

Well probably YABU but I would have done the same thing grin

harriet247 Tue 11-Mar-14 20:00:03

Yabu really. Justin bieber got arrested for that recently! I dont know i think its always bwtter to get your own way dripping in charm, as not a fabulous example for your 3 yo. Otoh, pretty funny!

CuntyBunty Tue 11-Mar-14 20:00:35

YWNBU so long as it made you feel better. What a helmet. The van dirvier, not you.

Monetbyhimself Tue 11-Mar-14 20:01:49

In front if your kids ? Classy.

pussycatdoll Tue 11-Mar-14 20:02:12

Finally a justification for p&c spaces grin

Pimpf Tue 11-Mar-14 20:02:35

Well it's not your fault you accidentally dropped one of your eggs on his windshield [whistles innocently]

PonceyPeas Tue 11-Mar-14 20:02:53

Brilliant, love it. Might carry eggs in the car from now on just in case the same happens to me grin

Mouthfulofquiz Tue 11-Mar-14 20:03:23

The kids are hardly going to be damaged for life... And the twat deserved it!

jammygem Tue 11-Mar-14 20:03:37

The sensible adult in me wants to say that YABVU, but the childish fiend in me finds it hilarious and wishes I had the guts to do stuff like that...


WooWooOwl Tue 11-Mar-14 20:03:46

So you started the name calling, and and because he does it back to you you think vandalising his car is not only justified, but funny as well?

What a lovely example you set to your children.

Bartman Tue 11-Mar-14 20:04:56

I hope he called the police!

hiddenhome Tue 11-Mar-14 20:05:14

I understand that some people write on others' cars with HP brown sauce. It's the naice way of doing things to bad parkers apparently smile

70isaLimitNotaTarget Tue 11-Mar-14 20:09:55

I'm undecided here.
On one hand , he needed to be punished.
On the other hand, I had an egg thrown at my car from a bus passenger and it was a nightmare to clean off.

He'll know it was you though smile

(I had a angry exchange with a woman who parked right next to me (I had loaded up the shopping and the DC, she took a good few minutes to park, even though there were other spaces)
I shouted "Eh- watch my door" as she flung her opposite passenger door open , knocking my door.
She looked, that scraping shit off your shoe look.

"Good job I'm slim then" I yelled after her (I'm not particularly, but I didn't shout "Good job I'm not a fecking lardy arsed fat heifer like you then" which was my unspoken words on my bitten tongue.

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