I've just found a piece of butter wrapping in my home-made (shop bought) cake

[D0oinMeCleanin]

AIBU to use this disgusting and disturbing find to ensure I get a lifetime supply of free buttery, buttercream topped cupcakes?

I should complain loudly until they give into my very reasonable demand, no? I am traumatised by this. The least I deserve is free cake, actually, in the interest of being fair they can keep the cake and just give me the buttercream and sprinkles.

lighthearted

[PenguinBear]

Take it back and complain! Was it a small village type shop?

[Macocious]

Are you sure it wasn't margarine wrapping???

[D0oinMeCleanin]

I can't take it back I've eaten it I still have the piece of wrapping but I have licked all the butter cream off it that'll be enough, won't it?

It was a small sandwich shop. A lady bakes and decorates the cakes and sells them to the shop. The lady is a butter cream genius, imo.

[WorraLiberty]

Tell them the shock made you fall over and you broke both your legs

That ought to see you alright for cakes in the future

[ShatnersBassoon]

Call 101.

[YouTheCat]

Tell them, in order to ensure this never happens again, you will have to personally inspect all future cakes, just to be on the safe side.

[Onesleeptillwembley]

You need to pimp your claim there is actually a dodgy claim place in Bradford called pimp my claim. You need to actually take a piece of cow and say you found it in your buttercream. If you're squeamish a whole cow will do. I anticipate sharing your free goodies.

[D0oinMeCleanin]

A cow. Excellent idea. The first person to bring me a whole cow can have the free cake, I get the butter cream. Deal?

DailyFail also an excellent idea, assuming they would have to buy some of the offending cakes to photograph and bring them to me.

[truelymadlysleepy]

I actually think you're being very selfish.
What if a frail old lady bought a cake & choked on the butter wrapper?
In the interests of Public Health you have a duty of care to eat all the cakes in the shop today.

[BadgersNadgers]

A cow. Excellent idea. The first person to bring me a whole cow can have the free cake, I get the butter cream. Deal?

Depends on whether you remove the buttercream with a spoon or lick it off.

[PickleSarnie]

What if you accidentally slipped on the butter covered wrapper and needed to claim millions compensation helped by some friendly Ambulance Chasers? It could happen you know - free cake is the least she could do!