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To think this is the PONCIEST email ever!

(13 Posts)
LaurieFairyCake Sun 09-Mar-14 19:25:00

An email from Ocado

Offering a course in Wales

For youngsters aged 15-21

To leave thinking about how you grow food

Sleeping in tents for a week

For the princely, poncetastic sum of a discounted for early birds ........
Roll up folks



I would like you all to try and beat that for poncey emails

Not even Johnnies hit that level of ponciness

taratamara Sun 09-Mar-14 19:36:17


Marylou2 Sun 09-Mar-14 19:41:41

Bloody hell, I fancy a week of prancing around a field dressed entirely in Boden dicussing food related nonsense with Ocado.Sounds fab, I think we should all go.No kids though cos for that price I'd be expecting the Ocado van to be making regular wine drops!grin .

wowfudge Sun 09-Mar-14 19:44:59

I'd want paying to go camping. All that discomfort and lack of sleep. Ugh.

chirpchirp Sun 09-Mar-14 19:47:07

The only comparison I can think of was when Zara sent me an email confirming my order had left their 'fulfilment centre' I think you mean warehouse, pouncy fuckers.

EatShitDerek Sun 09-Mar-14 19:48:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Hoppinggreen Sun 09-Mar-14 19:52:19

I use Ocado, where's my invitation?
I think I've even got a pair of Boden boots I could wear, might borrow a cath kidston bag off my Mum as well!!!
I want to ponce around a field - there will be ensuite loos won't there?

MiscellaneousAssortment Sun 09-Mar-14 19:53:00

Is this a new way of getting free labour?! So free in fact, the punters pay ocado to come sleep in a field and get up at the break of dawn to pick potatoes.

TippiShagpile Sun 09-Mar-14 19:54:56

I got that email. I snorted and deleted. What a croc of pretentious shit.

HadABadDay2014 Sun 09-Mar-14 19:55:25

£675 would be an all inclusive week abroad, what under 21 year would happily pay that to cook,clean, gather food and then sleep in a tent.

NoArmaniNoPunani Sun 09-Mar-14 19:57:59

Christian Singles keep emailing me and want me to mingle

I'd love to see you sign up with your MN username smile

Marylou2 Sun 09-Mar-14 20:05:12

But there's foraging and a wood-fired sauna! When I was in that age group it was Lloret de mar and all the vodka you could drink.How times must have changed.

EatShitDerek Sun 09-Mar-14 20:16:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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