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HadABadDay2014 Thu 06-Mar-14 18:59:49

If zombies attack I'm going to get my husband to fly me and the DC to Norway with a full plane full of food. Then live here until the plague is over. Then once it is I can restart the world food supply.

EverythingsDozy Thu 06-Mar-14 19:01:41

You need to go to Greenland, have you never played Plague?

HadABadDay2014 Thu 06-Mar-14 19:03:52

I haven't, perhaps I should.

EverythingsDozy Thu 06-Mar-14 19:05:34

I'm sure it's Greenland, it could be Iceland, but it's damn near impossible to infect!!

Silvercatowner Thu 06-Mar-14 19:06:12

But the seed vault is a SEED vault. Sunshine and nice soil to grow the seeds in is in short supply in Greenland.

KirjavaTheCat Thu 06-Mar-14 19:09:10

Yeah but they have people in place for that already.

Your husband knows how to fly a plane?! Can I include him in my zombie apocalypse plan?

EverythingsDozy Thu 06-Mar-14 19:11:40

But once everyone else is dead, can we not use OPs husband to fly us to the seed vault and replant? (Sorry OP, I have just invited myself along to your doomsday plan!)

HadABadDay2014 Thu 06-Mar-14 19:16:40

He used to be in the air core and flown a plane under supervision, wouldn't trust him any other time to fly solo

EverythingsDozy Thu 06-Mar-14 19:19:19

My DM and her DH were in the Air Force, he has his pilots licence grin

RedToothBrush Thu 06-Mar-14 19:26:43

How do you get the food on the plane before the zombies get you?

JennySense Thu 06-Mar-14 19:29:40

I'm going to steal a canal boat - there are some about 15 mins from here. I've planned a circular rout which avoids the main road.

KirjavaTheCat Thu 06-Mar-14 19:31:08

I dunno, the plan seems flawed. In an emergency OP's husband would have to do wrt to the plane-flying, qualified or not, but it's a long ol' way to Greenland. We'd all have to bungle on a plane before we became zombie chow and there's no guarantee there'd be enough fuel, and fuel stops aren't really an option. Hmm.

I like the idea of a cruise ship that someone else came up with on another Apocalypse-planning thread.

Can your husband drive a cruise ship, OP?

HadABadDay2014 Thu 06-Mar-14 19:31:26

Not sure about that.

EverythingsDozy Thu 06-Mar-14 19:32:24

I have a friend who is a biomedical scientist and owns a canal boat. She could come in handy? grin

namechangesforthehardstuff Thu 06-Mar-14 19:32:30

Canal boat? Zombie tv dinner tray that is. Canals are about seven feet wide and deep. sad

HadABadDay2014 Thu 06-Mar-14 19:32:45

Kirjavathecat, I know what to get him for his birthday....... Sailing lessons.

EverythingsDozy Thu 06-Mar-14 19:33:55

But if you can drive (drive??? Steer? Work?) a canal boat, it's surely only a (very obscure) step up to a cruise ship?

namechangesforthehardstuff Thu 06-Mar-14 19:34:54

Cruise shop could work. With biomedical scientists and a few others to wield machetes, not with 6000 people hoping to see the wonders of the fjords - they'll only be infected.

HadABadDay2014 Thu 06-Mar-14 19:36:48

What about zombie sharks.

elfycat Thu 06-Mar-14 19:37:34

DH and I now plan to 'steal' the ship he works on. Think of a small version of a cross channel ferry. Load it with fuel, food and fresh water and we could last for months just off the coast somewhere (or we could pick a climate).

There are a few spare cabins if anyone is practical and cares to join us. He's an engineer so he could fix the thing as well as drive it. I'm a theatre nurse and could do an appendicectomy if I had to. We come with 2 of the most irritating proto-humans in the world. One of them has an uncanny knack of spotting food designed by nauture and nurture to survive zombies

HadABadDay2014 Thu 06-Mar-14 19:39:42

Elfycat, I am a cleaner. Can I apply.

KirjavaTheCat Thu 06-Mar-14 19:43:27

My 3yo has mad ninja skills. DP is great with electronics and I could crochet a mean fishing net. I also make delicious cake. I think we'd be valuable assets to any post-apocalyptic rag-tag survival group.

namechangesforthehardstuff Thu 06-Mar-14 19:43:37

Elfycat I'm with you. I'll travel light and just bring my own little food spotting machine.

I have no useful zombie apocalypse skills apart from an uncanny ability to know who's not going to make it till the end of the chapter/episode/series. Although I have to say I didn't see what happened to Dale coming...grin

namechangesforthehardstuff Thu 06-Mar-14 19:44:39

Zombie sharks? Honestly...

KirjavaTheCat Thu 06-Mar-14 19:44:53

Also, and I don't mean to brag, but I know briefly met, got signature of Daryl Dixon. I'm pretty sure I could hook y'all up.

Don't all pick me at once.

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