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AIBU?

To have just invented a whole new industry?

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Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 22:54

Right, you know vajazzles? The big problem (well, if we are accepting that you might like a bit of added adornment down there...) is that you have to be hairless. What about those of us who CBA?

I give you...

PUBE BOBBLES.

There could be clips too.

They would have to be quite small, unless you had a mega bush, but they could have little crystals etc. plus they would be reusable, unlike vajazzles.

Its the pubic adornment for the environmentally conscious woman.

I think this counts as my patent. See you on my yacht when I'm a millionaire.

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KissesBreakingWave · 26/02/2014 23:00

You know that feeling when you get hit in the belly and all the wind goes out of you? I'm getting the intellectual equivalent from this post. THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING?

NinjaBunny · 26/02/2014 23:00

I'm both admirable at your geniusness and mildly disturbed.

Cheers!

curiousuze · 26/02/2014 23:00

Little glittery crab shaped ones

WooWooOwl · 26/02/2014 23:01

YABU and slightly disturbing.

Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 23:02

I'm off to etsy to see if they already exist. No idea how to phrase it in the search box, but if it does exist etsy is where it will be...

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KissesBreakingWave · 26/02/2014 23:03

And, now, with thinking head on, I have to make further comment: as a chap who occasionally addresses others' crotches with pleasureable intent in mind, seeing products of this nature would cause mirth-related wilting.

I echo other posters in finding you profoundly odd, and decidedly U to boot.

RealAleandOpenFires · 26/02/2014 23:03

Corn rows anyone?

Binkyridesagain · 26/02/2014 23:03

They'd fucking hurt if you got them caught in the lacy bit on your knickers.

Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 23:04

I reckon it would cheer things up a bit. Maybe you could embed instructions on your preferences? Saves a bit of chatting on the one night stand.

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Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 23:06

Or a QR code.

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Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 23:07

I personally would go for a bit of bling. You could use upcycled vintage jewellery.

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KissesBreakingWave · 26/02/2014 23:07

You posted on the Swingers' club thread. I know FOR A FACT that mobile phones aren't allowed in there, so your cunning scheme with the QR codes would come to naught.

Joysmum · 26/02/2014 23:08

How about miniature bells too so your bush could make cute little tinkling sounds when you moved. What's not to love

Genius idea, must grow me pubes and get some.

Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 23:10

They (probably) called the man who invented tv mad. Look at hom now!

(I've forgotten his name)

I invented tv once actually. I was listening to the radio and I had a sudden flash of inspiration - wouldn't it be great if there were pictures to go with the sounds! They have them online sometimes, but imagine a special type of radio that was made just for this sound AND moving pictures thing!

Then I realised that it already existed, and was called television.

ONE DAY I will invent something new and useful. Then you will all be showing off that you heard of pube bobbles first!

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Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 23:11

Or magnetic ones. I would put money on that being a fetish.

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RealAleandOpenFires · 26/02/2014 23:13

Talk about Campanology or "even riding a white horse to Banbury cross"

CaptainHindsight · 26/02/2014 23:13

Could you have ribbons and call them strings for my fanjo?

RealAleandOpenFires · 26/02/2014 23:14

Niiiiice!

OutragedFromLeeds · 26/02/2014 23:19

I think you could roll it out to all unwanted hair. Instead of shaving your legs, just stick some diamante on them. Armpit hair bobbles. Eyebrow clips.

I'm in.

I'll give you £1.70 for 50% of the business, plus my excellent ideas?

KissesBreakingWave · 26/02/2014 23:22

A quick google says that there's no such thing as a magnet fetish. But it did give me an idea as to things to do with DP, a powerful neodymium magnet and a condom full of ballbearings....

.... does this mean I'm a pervert?

Brittapieandchips · 26/02/2014 23:24

My boyfriend has a beard and chest hair. I vote we use him as a model. Fashion magazines might not want crotch shots.

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CuttedUpPear · 26/02/2014 23:25

QR code = genius

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CaptainHindsight · 26/02/2014 23:35

DH declared he wanted beard beads recently.
I just laughed at him

Pubic shell beads so you can do the Monica cornrows dance would be amazing.

WelshMaenad · 26/02/2014 23:40

I could get full on hair wraps on mine at the moment. That would be pretty.

HerrenaHarridan · 26/02/2014 23:50

Ha!

That is all!

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