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to think my DP REALLY needs to change my contact picture on his mobile!!

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LEMmingaround Wed 19-Feb-14 22:35:35

Because its a picture of my breasts!!! FFS!! I sent a selfie to his phone ages ago and he has set it as my contact picture, so it comes up whenever he calls me.

This is fine, its for his eyes only of course!!

Well yes - until he is at the OOH doctors with my mother, the Dr needs to speak to me to find out what medication my mother is taking.

DP has just came home smirking and chuckling to himself - the doctor spoke to me on DP's mobile, while i would have been there on the screen in all my norkish glory shockgrinblush

I have to say, it cheered me up as my mother has been a real problem but thats another thread - he still need a nice face pic of me as a contact picture!!!

TheReluctantCountess Wed 19-Feb-14 22:38:06

Well once you share an image it can go anywhere! Lol

Awks Wed 19-Feb-14 22:41:28

he he he. I am 50 next year and my dh's colleague saw him talking to me on his phone. Is that your wife the colleague asked when he saw the screen tag? No It's Nikki Minaj dh said. Idiot man.

FoxesRevenge Wed 19-Feb-14 22:41:58

That is funny grin

Proseccoisnotrah Wed 19-Feb-14 22:43:19

I would have found it really inappropriate if someone had handed me a phone showing a picture of their unclothed dp at work. Would feel v uncomfortable.

Perhaps this will now give him the nudge he needs to change it. grin

Nudey photos = fine
Nudey photos in the view of someone who doesn't want to see them = bit weird.

LEMmingaround Wed 19-Feb-14 22:46:12

WEll yes poor Dr!! although he was on the phone for a while wink

KellyHopter Wed 19-Feb-14 22:53:14

This can only get classier with the addition of a tittoo.

Proseccoisnotrah Wed 19-Feb-14 22:56:53

grin LEM

I have never heard of a tittoo before but instantly know what it is.


LEMmingaround Wed 19-Feb-14 23:09:06

oh dear Kelly - do you know me??? i actually do have my breast tattoo'd of course you wont believe me now but i was going to mention it in the OP, and NO i am not posting a pic to prove it! DP said the dr did a double take and then just made the call and didn't look again blush

FunkyBoldRibena Wed 19-Feb-14 23:10:17


Jolleigh Wed 19-Feb-14 23:13:42

Uber cleavage or full on breast? I'd probably ignore a cleavage one to be honest but I have 40J boobs so practically everybody has been subjected to my cleavage

LEMmingaround Wed 19-Feb-14 23:18:31

no, jolley, full on breast (single!) next to a bottle of wine (was tempting DP home early from work i think - can't remember) , complete with tittooo - and I am also a 40J or thereabouts grin Am just hoping that it didn't actually register with the doctor what he was looking at - he must have thought DP was a twat though grin

I am as common as muck aren't i?

MiniSoksMakeHardWork Wed 19-Feb-14 23:42:51

I had a picture of dh wearing my underwear come up whenever he rang me. Until the day my mum handed me the phone and said 'I think dh wants you' blushblush. Now the picture he has of me as a geeky child is way worse.

Annakin31 Wed 19-Feb-14 23:52:18

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BrianTheMole Wed 19-Feb-14 23:55:36


Would the gp even have seen it though? After all, he would simply have had his ear pressed up against them!

Jolleigh Wed 19-Feb-14 23:56:29

grin I send DP stuff like that LEM so am in no position to call you common!

Be thankful it was the doctor...I once accidentally showed my boss a picture of me grabbing my boobs it was next to one of our new dog at the time

Destinysdaughter Wed 19-Feb-14 23:59:49

I think we have to see the photo to decide how tasteless it is. Or

BrunoBrookesDinedAlone Thu 20-Feb-14 00:18:27


LEMmingaround Thu 20-Feb-14 18:58:42

Bruno - i'll have you know,my breasts are a thing of beauty and a sight to behold grin

olidusUrsus Thu 20-Feb-14 19:11:54

Please, please post a photo.

FutTheShuckUp Thu 20-Feb-14 19:13:49

Stay classy LEM stay classy

LEMmingaround Thu 20-Feb-14 19:59:49

I would oli but I wouldn't want to make the rest of you feel lacking in any way grin

Destinysdaughter Thu 20-Feb-14 20:08:32

You mean lacking in the boobage dept or the tatoo..?

pumpkinsweetie Thu 20-Feb-14 20:09:55

I am sure it made dear doctors daygrin

LEMmingaround Thu 20-Feb-14 20:11:39

Both ;)

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