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To expect fellow commuters to keep their music and wind to themselves?

(13 Posts)
PhilomenaCunk Tue 18-Feb-14 07:38:43

I'm talking to you lot on the way into Liverpool Street. Your mothers would be ashamed. Stop guffing.

nenehooo Tue 18-Feb-14 07:41:21

This REALLY offends me. Really. I fe for you. confused

nenehooo Tue 18-Feb-14 07:42:15

feel for you. As in, YANBU!!!

AgentProvocateur Tue 18-Feb-14 08:04:28

There's a well dressed middle aged man opposite me picking his nose. I feel nauseous.

GoofyIsACow Tue 18-Feb-14 08:06:13

'Guffing'

Haven't heard that for ages grin

PhilomenaCunk Tue 18-Feb-14 08:20:28

I am old skool. seriously, why can't they control their pelvic floor? 95% of the people on my train are men, so they don't even have the excuse of having pushed a child out of their foofoo. it was a gas chamber. thank god I had a scarf to hide in.

MissBetseyTrotwood Tue 18-Feb-14 08:22:11

It's that first coffee of the morning getting things going. Nasty.

HectorVector Tue 18-Feb-14 08:23:13

Sat on a train right now and the man next to me keeps picking his nose also and clearing his throat noisily. No 'guffing' though thankfully.

Chippednailvarnish Tue 18-Feb-14 08:30:55

Just spent my entire tube journey with some seated weirdo who decided he had to extend his legs into the bit where everyone stands and then proceeds to try to play footsie with me.

If I could of farted I would have.

Chippednailvarnish Tue 18-Feb-14 08:31:53

Just spent my entire tube journey with some seated weirdo who decided he had to extend his legs into the bit where everyone stands and then proceeds to try to play footsie with me.

If I could of farted I would have.

Chippednailvarnish Tue 18-Feb-14 08:32:36

D'oh!

winterlace Tue 18-Feb-14 08:34:23

I can't keep farts in, sorry grin

Chippednailvarnish Tue 18-Feb-14 08:58:54

winter I envy you

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