To think my dd is making a porn film!

[ManifestoMT]

Due to the amount of lardy arse and saggy tit footage she has broadcast of me on fecking FaceTime to her 7 yr old friends. I can't walk out of the shower without her papping me.

[VoyageDeVerity]

Eh?

[ForgettableTampon]

Why is she unsupervised? Put a stop to that pdq!

[AgentZigzag]

Oh.

That's an unusual one.

The way you've written it seems to be messing, but you're saying your 7 YO is posting nudey photos of you on facetime, which can't just be to other 7 YOs surely if their parents keep a check on what they're up to?

[Faverolles]

If any of my dc did that even once they'd lose whatever they were using to take the photos and FaceTime.

[ManifestoMT]

All her friends have discovered iPads have face time. Like skype except the camera makes you look like les Dawson

I copped an eye full of my mates husband walking out of the shower at 9 this morning.

There should be a health warning.
It's like having half the village popping up in the bathroom.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bizarro.

[AnyFucker]

are you pissed ?

[gordyslovesheep]

you are the adult - stop her doing it

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

You're the parent.

You need rules.

And a towel.

[HyvaPaiva]

[ManifestoMT]

They aren't posting pictures they are chatting via a video link to each other whilst wandering aimlessly around the house. Randomly videoing things in the back ground like very untidy rooms, huge knickers on the radiator. The stuff that is all tidied away if you have guests round.

I need to set some ground rules.

[squeakytoy]

C

[squeakytoy]

Lock the bathroom door and exit the bathroom wrapped in a towel. Simple really.

[NinjaBunny]

Papping you?

Take whatever object she's papping you with and chuck it away.

[ManifestoMT]

Not pissed unfortunately

Obviously this isn't a well known occurance as yet.
Just you wait though it's a warning to you all.
Bloody apple

[gordyslovesheep]

the issue isn't with Apple - it's with you allowing a 7 year old to have open access to facetime - limit it and make sure you pick times you have clothes on

[FutTheShuckUp]

Just you wait? What until we let our children have unsupervised access to inappropriate technology? Not happening here

[AnyFucker]

Nope. No warning to me. My kids have more respect. Bin the Ipad, pronto.

[CoffeeTea103]

Bloody apple? It's you!! Take responsibility for your parent in choices.

[CoffeeTea103]

Parenting

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

All of mine have got this.

I've never been papped in an unwanted manner.

They are considatre and respectful.

[Beeyump]

Flipping odd thread title, all told.

[ManifestoMT]

Ooh well I forgot on mumsnet I was surrounded by the perfect parents and the humourless.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Actually, I lied, only my big 3 have it. The 7yo is too young.

[LEMmingaround]