to tell you that you shouldn't feed your toddlers deep fried food?

[VegetariansTasteLikeChicken]

I made onion rings and falafel (because I am pregnant and I needed it) for lunch yesterday.

I am being punished today. Honestly the smell is horrific, I walked in to a onion fart fug this morning and the nappies have been evil.

Didn't someone link to charcoal pants once? Wonder if they do charcoal nappies?

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Of course you shouldn't give your children deep fried food! You should keep all that crunchy deliciousness for yourself!

Bloody amateurs.

[SqutterNutBaush]

I thought you were going to be preachy about some randomer feeding their child a chippy :o

YANBU.

You do get charcoal insets for cloth nappies btw.

[YouLoveItDoreen]

Whatttt! I was going to make falafel this week, shall I just make something else for DS? Although, he had an overload of carrots this week and they seemed to produce a variety of smells.

[TheScience]

DS loves onion rings, but he's only ever had them from the pub/takeaway - never homemade

[Monetbyhimself]

You can MAKE your own falafel ???

How ?

[Twighlightsparkle]

Feed the toddler burnt toast all day

[VegetariansTasteLikeChicken]

the onion rings were homemade. The falafel came from an ASDA mix I deeepfried myself

Honestly, dh says we can't take them outside around people. I can't be left inside with them. It's not fair.

STDG definitely a school girl mistake.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

As long as you have learned from it.

[VegetariansTasteLikeChicken]

Christ, how couldn't I

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Now you need and !

[OutNumberedByBlue2]

We have had similar 'special' nappies from ds1 & 2 this week. Ds1 is the toddling equivalent of a Dyson & will eat anything you give him plus anything his brother drops Ds2 we need to get the extra fat into so we thought why not?!

Our wheelie bin now needs a toxic waste sign...

[Panzee]

We have antibiotics nappies this week

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Wait till the chick pea poo comes through. Pebble dash.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

I bet there aren't going to be many threads like this on that new parenting website (Glow, I think it is called) - the one that is all about beautiful pictures of Perfect yummy mummies and their equally Perfect children!

I bet none of their children ever do toxic nappies!

[Innogen]

Yabu for sharing onion rings!

[MimsyBorogroves]

DS had fish and chips for lunch last week. Those nappies were delightful.

[TempusFuckit]

Whenever I feed mine falafel, their nappies smell just like the loos at Glastonbury.

[Whereisegg]

You definitely shouldn't be sharing lovely fried food with ungrateful toddlers.

I do not have a secret stash of angel delight, and I NEVER feed the dc lovely fresh homemade dinners and stuff my face with nuggets and smiley faces once they are in bed.

[pointythings]

Our worst was cod and spinach. It was a horror movie of a nappy. DH dealt with it, for which I will love him forever.

[VegetariansTasteLikeChicken]

Whenever I feed mine falafel, their nappies smell just like the loos at Glastonbury.

That would be a huge improvement on the situation.

Seriously.

[CaffeinatedKitten]

Smallspawn is teething, I feel your pain, as his nappies are horrific. He had cowboy casserole this week, lots of beans and garlic and veg. Oh my word. I froze half, and am thinking it needs to be put in a hazmat container:o

[CitrusyOne]

Panzee anti biotic nappies are vile. In fact dd required a bath every time she shat for about a week, and it all culminated in 12 poo Monday.

Figs were bad too.

[CitrusyOne]

Is it just me that thinks kitten froze half of the nappy?

[YouLoveItDoreen]

I was going to follow this recipe I'll make sure I place a generous amount of Vicks vapour rub under my nose for the week as I await the arrival for the Glasto-fumes

[StillNoFuckingEyeDeer]

Not just you, CitrusyOne
I've been staring at her post wondering wtf?