to think there's nowt wrong with Lancashire?

[NotBrittaPieHonest]

Yorkshireman flees jail because it is in Lancashire

I suppose that is an assertive decision...

[HanSolo]

It is cold, and it is wet. 2 very important considerations!

[SPsMrLoverManSHABBA]

Nowt right with it either



Yorkshire lass ere

[Stinklebell]

It is cold, and it is wet

Yes, but so's Yorkshire

[gobbynorthernbird]

There's everything wrong with Lancashire. It's on the wrong side of the Pennines.

[HanSolo]

No stinkle- there's a reason they put cotton in Lancs- yorks is dry by comparison!

[TomaszSchafernaker]

It has as it's icon a red rose. clearly White is superior

[morethanpotatoprints]

I'd rather be married to a Lancashire lad than a Yorkshire man.
I know this is a generalisation but they tend to be bombastic.
They shout a lot, know everything and have to be right.
Very in bred too

[SauvignonBlanche]

YABVU, there's everything right with Lancashire. The stupid gut obviously had an inferiority complex, what with being from the wrong side of the Pennines.

[Sirzy]

He probably just felt inferior compared to the lancastrians in there!

[HermioneWeasley]

Lancashire is fine, absolutely fine. I mean, it's no yorkshire. I don't recall it being voted the number 3 tourist destination in the world, but it's fine, really.

[SPsMrLoverManSHABBA]

They shout a lot, know everything and have to be right

^^So sexist! Us Yorkshire women are like that too

[Seff]

I'm glad he's gone, don't want any of them Yorkshire types on our side! Plus, Kirkham is pretty close to Blackpool, which is admittedly a bit of a shithole, so can't really blame him!

Pretty funny though.

I only had one condition for my wedding flowers, that there were no white roses anywhere!!

[RudolphtheRedknowsraindear]

I set the same flowers rule Seff! Lancashire, God's own county!

[exleodensian]

Lancashire is pretty close to perfection, seeing as it is right next to Yorkshire.

[DowntonTrout]

Sounds like a sensible chap to me.

[evertonmint]

DH wanted white roses at our wedding (nowt to do with Yorkshire, he's from down south, but just loves white roses) I refused to carry them, and my dad and brother had red rose buttonholes. DH was the only member of the wedding party with a white rose. Serves him right for having such a stupid favourite flower

The only good things to come out of Yorkshire are a) pudding (I will concede on its geniusness here) and b) the road to Lancashire.

[ClaudiusGalen]

Lancashire is wonderful. We speak right proper as well.

[BobFlemming]

Yorkshire. Where men are men and women are too.

la la la Lancashire till I die.

[RealAleandOpenFires]

Eve...and if the Yorkie puds are flat then they're Lancashire puds?.

[Kytti]

I think you'll find that YORKSHIRE is God's own.

YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE!

You're all just jealous 'cos we're all just brilliant.

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

Lancashire? All mucky doorsteps and "you'll have had your tea".

[Ephedra]

My mum is from Yorkshire and I was born there (but raised elsewhere), I currently live in Lancashire and my mum has said that if I develop a Lancashire accent she will disown me!

[DeWe]

I knew as soon as I saw this it had to be Kirkham prison. I think they average about 2 escapes a week. I don't think most of them have an excuse as imaginative as that one though.

One pair of escapees were caught hitchhiking a short distance away. They got in gladly when the chap stopped for them, and failed to notice that it was one of the guards who promptly took them back.

[Fleta]

The only good things about Lancashire are the roads out.

I'm with the prisoner

[FRambridge]

I heard a saying once:

Strong in'th arm and thick in'th 'ead
Yorkshire Born and Yorkshire Bred

Made me laugh as I'm a Lancashire Lass who has a couple of Yorkie mates. I say it to wind em up haha