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to think there's nowt wrong with Lancashire?

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NotBrittaPieHonest Wed 12-Feb-14 20:48:35

Yorkshireman flees jail because it is in Lancashire

I suppose that is an assertive decision...


HanSolo Wed 12-Feb-14 20:53:02

It is cold, and it is wet. 2 very important considerations!

SPsMrLoverManSHABBA Wed 12-Feb-14 20:54:33

Nowt right with it either


Yorkshire lass ere

Stinklebell Wed 12-Feb-14 20:55:19

It is cold, and it is wet

Yes, but so's Yorkshire wink

gobbynorthernbird Wed 12-Feb-14 20:56:25

There's everything wrong with Lancashire. It's on the wrong side of the Pennines.

HanSolo Wed 12-Feb-14 20:57:09

No stinkle- there's a reason they put cotton in Lancs- yorks is dry by comparison! grin

TomaszSchafernaker Wed 12-Feb-14 20:58:21

It has as it's icon a red rose. clearly White is superior

morethanpotatoprints Wed 12-Feb-14 20:58:54

I'd rather be married to a Lancashire lad than a Yorkshire man.
I know this is a generalisation but they tend to be bombastic.
They shout a lot, know everything and have to be right.
Very in bred too grin

SauvignonBlanche Wed 12-Feb-14 20:59:03

YABVU, there's everything right with Lancashire. The stupid gut obviously had an inferiority complex, what with being from the wrong side of the Pennines. wink

Sirzy Wed 12-Feb-14 20:59:59

He probably just felt inferior compared to the lancastrians in there!

HermioneWeasley Wed 12-Feb-14 21:02:06

Lancashire is fine, absolutely fine. I mean, it's no yorkshire. I don't recall it being voted the number 3 tourist destination in the world, but it's fine, really.

SPsMrLoverManSHABBA Wed 12-Feb-14 21:03:32

They shout a lot, know everything and have to be right

^^So sexist! Us Yorkshire women are like that too


Seff Wed 12-Feb-14 21:23:39

I'm glad he's gone, don't want any of them Yorkshire types on our side! wink Plus, Kirkham is pretty close to Blackpool, which is admittedly a bit of a shithole, so can't really blame him!

Pretty funny though.

I only had one condition for my wedding flowers, that there were no white roses anywhere!!

RudolphtheRedknowsraindear Wed 12-Feb-14 22:21:27

I set the same flowers rule Seff! Lancashire, God's own county!

exleodensian Wed 12-Feb-14 22:25:52

Lancashire is pretty close to perfection, seeing as it is right next to Yorkshire.

DowntonTrout Wed 12-Feb-14 22:28:27

Sounds like a sensible chap to me.

evertonmint Wed 12-Feb-14 22:30:06

DH wanted white roses at our wedding (nowt to do with Yorkshire, he's from down south, but just loves white roses) I refused to carry them, and my dad and brother had red rose buttonholes. DH was the only member of the wedding party with a white rose. Serves him right for having such a stupid favourite flower grin

The only good things to come out of Yorkshire are a) pudding (I will concede on its geniusness here) and b) the road to Lancashire. smile

ClaudiusGalen Wed 12-Feb-14 22:33:30

Lancashire is wonderful. We speak right proper as well.

BobFlemming Thu 13-Feb-14 01:08:19

Yorkshire. Where men are men and women are too.

la la la Lancashire till I die.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 13-Feb-14 03:06:51

Eve...and if the Yorkie puds are flat then they're Lancashire puds?. wink

Kytti Thu 13-Feb-14 04:07:33

I think you'll find that YORKSHIRE is God's own. grin


You're all just jealous 'cos we're all just brilliant.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Thu 13-Feb-14 08:40:23

Lancashire? All mucky doorsteps and "you'll have had your tea".

Ephedra Thu 13-Feb-14 09:42:53

My mum is from Yorkshire and I was born there (but raised elsewhere), I currently live in Lancashire and my mum has said that if I develop a Lancashire accent she will disown me! grin

DeWe Thu 13-Feb-14 09:51:18

I knew as soon as I saw this it had to be Kirkham prison. I think they average about 2 escapes a week. I don't think most of them have an excuse as imaginative as that one though.

One pair of escapees were caught hitchhiking a short distance away. They got in gladly when the chap stopped for them, and failed to notice that it was one of the guards who promptly took them back. grin

Fleta Thu 13-Feb-14 10:00:17

The only good things about Lancashire are the roads out.

I'm with the prisoner grin

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