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to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

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dunmopin Thu 06-Feb-14 17:07:33

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

GlitzAndGiggles Fri 07-Feb-14 09:10:48

Micturating is peeing

MistressDeeCee Fri 07-Feb-14 02:56:17

This has got to be well almost the best thread title ever grin

I don't know ...

Is it something to do with a protein rinse?

Being sexually inventive?

What does 'micturating' mean?

The sexual prose on this thread is lovely

KissesBreakingWave Fri 07-Feb-14 00:04:56

Conversation right here, right now :

"How would you dip your balls in someone's mouth?"

I explain the basic mechanics of the act of teabagging.

"Surely that's a Health and Safety risk?"

Oh dear.

WilsonFrickett Thu 06-Feb-14 23:57:57

Tis called a sack cap in Wilson Towers and is something DP is fond of doing of a morning while I'm still in bed and he is having his nekkid morning wander/scratch. Just a gentle draping movement.

But not when I'm having a wee. That's wrong. And DP is not an actual giant.

KissesBreakingWave Thu 06-Feb-14 23:50:40

Since you mention Newton's cradle, I will point out that I have seen this done with breasts. Mesmerising.

riskit4abiskit Thu 06-Feb-14 23:33:22


AdmiralData Thu 06-Feb-14 22:55:29

I saw this happen once. In a pub. A gentleman (not of my acquaintance) had fallen asleep on a sofa in said pub. I was with a group of friends who all knew the young barkeep. The barkeep leapt over the bar, sat on the radiator and cover behind the sleeping gent and put his ... erm ... plums on the face of the sleeping gent. He took a photo. True story.

The pub is now closed down.

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:54:29

Oh I know what's going on now Madmomma. Has it all gone dark at your end? Have you suddenly had a scrotum dropped on your head and you can't see the keyboard. It's a bit like putting a cover over a parrot's cage. The dark shuts them up.

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:52:14


Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:51:15

Bowling action. Do you mean a googlie?

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:49:01

But think of the bowling ball action on offer from a man with 2 peni...

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:47:44

Please, one is enough.

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:46:58

Well the idea is that the testes hang at each side of --my-the partner's face and are alternately raised and released in a slapping motion ................................................................................................................................<tumbleweed>

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:45:18

Well I've heard of 3 kidneys but never 3 testicles. If only he had 2 dicks eh?

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:45:14

Madmomma, Newtonian nookie...are you one of those ball breaking women I hear men talk about?

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Thu 06-Feb-14 22:43:23


I had a colleague with that condition. After hecame back from the op he was known as Dave the Ex-Pawnbroker.

SecretWitch Thu 06-Feb-14 22:38:03

Tuhlulah, you have made my night! Thank you so much for the education..

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:35:03

It's a sexual act in my house

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:31:09

And my DH did have three testicles recently until he had an op to have the third one removed. All the fun we missed out on, all because I wasn't using MN...I could have had three of them on top of my head like Carmen Miranda.

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:29:08

Newton's cradle is not a sexual act but a desk top toy. There are three metal balls suspended by strings and when you grab alone ball and let it swing against the next one it has an effect on the others and makes them all swing, knocking and bashing into each other.

By the way, do you know why the testes hang at different heights, one being higher than the other? To stop them bashing into each other like a Newton's Cradle. My DS told me that,

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:27:19

Newton's cradle is, I believe, my own invention, based on ye olde desk toy with the metal balls that swing to and fro. Anyone?

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:26:05

fner grin

SecretWitch Thu 06-Feb-14 22:25:30

Damn, what is newton's cradle? I feel sexually inexperienced now despite being on the horse more than 30 years now..

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:20:08

Madmomma's, is that what chocolate fountains are really for?

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:19:21

Tea bagging? What is that?

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