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to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

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dunmopin · 06/02/2014 17:07

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

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CuttingOutTheCrap · 06/02/2014 17:13

Don't know which thread, so don't know context, but is one sitting and the other standing?

StormyBrid · 06/02/2014 17:13

She's short and sitting in the loo, he's got really long legs and no trousers, is how I pictured it.

ProfPlumSpeaking · 06/02/2014 17:14

I tried hard NOT to picture it!

CuttingOutTheCrap · 06/02/2014 17:17

Which thread?

SaucyJack · 06/02/2014 17:18

I'll send my DP round to give you a demo if you like?

Tuhlulah · 06/02/2014 17:19

Are we being deliberately disingenuous?

frugalfuzzpig · 06/02/2014 17:19

What the hell kind of thread are you referring to OP :o

dunmopin · 06/02/2014 17:21

No thanks Saucy - I'm tall. Mmm I see this happens a lot, sheltered upbringing. Only I would have thought it was risky as the head is quite a hard surface. Maybe that's the point

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oldgrandmama · 06/02/2014 17:27

Um, am I missing something here? As a seventy something old crone mature lady, I thought I'd seen/heard it all. So - she's shi ... sitting on the loo, he rests his balls on her head ... how bloody TALL is he, or does he use stilts?

I thought my household was a bit kinky in that I can't take a wee/poo without my cat supervising the evactuation. If I shut the bathroom door, she can push it open and come in. More disturbing is when she jumps on my lap and purrs. But in balance, I think I prefer cat before guy balancing balls on my head.
BTW, OP, are his balls particularly impressive? Just asking.

oldgrandmama · 06/02/2014 17:29

Ooops, cat doesn't have balls, she's a lady cat. Bad grammar.

Preciousbane · 06/02/2014 17:35

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 06/02/2014 17:38

Whuuuut taf? Never mind how, in the name of all things unholy-why?

oldgrandmama · 06/02/2014 17:39

Preciousbane, my mind keeps trying to visualise this but I really don't want to ... wouldn't it, er, trickle down from her head? [Has attack of the vapours]

Gileswithachainsaw · 06/02/2014 17:41

Confused eh?

Gruntfuttock · 06/02/2014 17:46

OP, I wouldn't be asking "How?" I would be asking "Why?" Confused

Preciousbane · 06/02/2014 17:46

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Joysmum · 06/02/2014 17:51

Earmuffs?

Gruntfuttock · 06/02/2014 17:55

Good thinking Joysmum I'm sure that must be the reason. Smile

Warm earmuffs.

Tuhlulah · 06/02/2014 18:10

Would it not be during a mutual act of pleasure in which the thingies might well rest on a lady's head while the wotsit rests in her mouth? equally as file as a giant standing next to a micturating short lady?

Tuhlulah · 06/02/2014 18:10

Not file, viable.

ohhifruit · 06/02/2014 18:12

Maybe when they do the pissing through her legs whilst on the loo thing but even then all the equipment will be point down and not near her face.

Gruntfuttock · 06/02/2014 18:14

Tuhlulah! "thingies"? "wotsit"? Oh I say! Wash your keyboard out with soap immediately. I'm not used to reading such filth.

Tsk.

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GlitzAndGiggles · 06/02/2014 18:16

That confused me too lol I hope someone can enlighten me Hmm

Tuhlulah · 06/02/2014 18:18

Ok but I fear for Oldgrandma which is why I used euphemisms.
During the act of love known in some quarters as '69', would it not be possible for a man to level himself over a lady, with his penis in her mouth, and maybe then his testicles would rest, ever so gently, on her forehead?
You forced me into that and it's not even the watershed yet.

ineedabodytransplant · 06/02/2014 18:22

And he complains her pee smells Hmm

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