Advanced search

to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

(86 Posts)
dunmopin Thu 06-Feb-14 17:07:33

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

CuttingOutTheCrap Thu 06-Feb-14 17:13:02

Don't know which thread, so don't know context, but is one sitting and the other standing?

StormyBrid Thu 06-Feb-14 17:13:31

She's short and sitting in the loo, he's got really long legs and no trousers, is how I pictured it.

ProfPlumSpeaking Thu 06-Feb-14 17:14:43

I tried hard NOT to picture it!

CuttingOutTheCrap Thu 06-Feb-14 17:17:26

Which thread?

SaucyJack Thu 06-Feb-14 17:18:00

I'll send my DP round to give you a demo if you like?

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 17:19:09

Are we being deliberately disingenuous?

frugalfuzzpig Thu 06-Feb-14 17:19:30

What the hell kind of thread are you referring to OP grin

dunmopin Thu 06-Feb-14 17:21:24

No thanks Saucy - I'm tall. Mmm I see this happens a lot, sheltered upbringing. Only I would have thought it was risky as the head is quite a hard surface. Maybe that's the point <curiousity satisfied, burbles off>

oldgrandmama Thu 06-Feb-14 17:27:49

Um, am I missing something here? As a seventy something old crone mature lady, I thought I'd seen/heard it all. So - she's shi ... sitting on the loo, he rests his balls on her head ... how bloody TALL is he, or does he use stilts?

I thought my household was a bit kinky in that I can't take a wee/poo without my cat supervising the evactuation. If I shut the bathroom door, she can push it open and come in. More disturbing is when she jumps on my lap and purrs. But in balance, I think I prefer cat before guy balancing balls on my head.
BTW, OP, are his balls particularly impressive? Just asking.

oldgrandmama Thu 06-Feb-14 17:29:15

Ooops, cat doesn't have balls, she's a lady cat. Bad grammar.

Preciousbane Thu 06-Feb-14 17:35:54

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Thu 06-Feb-14 17:38:34

Whuuuut taf? Never mind how, in the name of all things unholy-why?

oldgrandmama Thu 06-Feb-14 17:39:08

Preciousbane, my mind keeps trying to visualise this but I really don't want to ... wouldn't it, er, trickle down from her head? [Has attack of the vapours]

Gileswithachainsaw Thu 06-Feb-14 17:41:23

confused eh?

Gruntfuttock Thu 06-Feb-14 17:46:26

OP, I wouldn't be asking "How?" I would be asking "Why?" confused

Preciousbane Thu 06-Feb-14 17:46:59

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Joysmum Thu 06-Feb-14 17:51:48


Gruntfuttock Thu 06-Feb-14 17:55:13

Good thinking Joysmum I'm sure that must be the reason. smile

Warm earmuffs.

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 18:10:12

Would it not be during a mutual act of pleasure in which the thingies might well rest on a lady's head while the wotsit rests in her mouth? equally as file as a giant standing next to a micturating short lady?

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 18:10:41

Not file, viable.

ohhifruit Thu 06-Feb-14 18:12:15

Maybe when they do the pissing through her legs whilst on the loo thing but even then all the equipment will be point down and not near her face.

Gruntfuttock Thu 06-Feb-14 18:14:46

Tuhlulah! "thingies"? "wotsit"? Oh I say! Wash your keyboard out with soap immediately. I'm not used to reading such filth.


GlitzAndGiggles Thu 06-Feb-14 18:16:13

That confused me too lol I hope someone can enlighten me hmm

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 18:18:57

Ok but I fear for Oldgrandma which is why I used euphemisms.
During the act of love known in some quarters as '69', would it not be possible for a man to level himself over a lady, with his penis in her mouth, and maybe then his testicles would rest, ever so gently, on her forehead?
You forced me into that and it's not even the watershed yet.

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, watch threads, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now »

Already registered? Log in with: