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to ask what was the most annoying book you have ever ploughed through?

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pandarific Sun 02-Feb-14 13:22:56

I am reading Her Fearful Symmetry for bookclub and I'm a fifth of the way through and hating it. It is just striking me as very cutesy and mimsy wimsy and I have eyerolled so many times in the past 100 pages. (Children, in 2010, in London, happily playing croquet - really? Oh and then there's a ghost. And some creepy twins! Great.)

It wouldn't be so bad, but the fecking thing is 500 pages long.

I know it's a matter of taste as the author's books are massive bestsellers. And I may be being unfair as I seem to just really dislike magical realism in general. And I am open to reading all kinds of different books (last one A Game of Thrones, before that The Kite Runner), and anyway, half the point of a bookclub is to read things you wouldn't pick for yourself. But but. The salesperson at Waterstones even went on about how great it was when I was buying it, ffs! Waaah, boo, disappointment, 500 pages of life wasted etc.

Anyway, I definitely will finish it as it's only fair to give it a real chance, and I will try not to BU and judge so quickly, but I have to ask - what books have you made yourself finish, bookclub or no, that you've hated?

pandarific Sun 02-Feb-14 13:37:34

Oh my god, The Finkler question! I bought it thinking the booker committee wouldn't steer me too far wrong... Within the first 20 pages I was irritated, confused, and felt duped. Duped! Neurotic ridiculous posturing for 200+ pages anyone? I gave up.

Thank god that one wasn't for a bookclub. :P

Thumbwitch Sun 02-Feb-14 13:39:14

Alis, you must be a sucker for punishment to keep trying, eh? wink
I didn't bother with her after Labyrinth.

DarrenFox Sun 02-Feb-14 13:39:23

A Prayer For Owen Meany


I think it put me off reading.

Loathsome self indulgent weird pointless twaddle. I would rather read Take A Break.

Thumbwitch Sun 02-Feb-14 13:40:36

Oh I'll add the "hilarious" A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian - bleh.

HungryHorace Sun 02-Feb-14 13:41:47

Pamela - a middle aged, male, author's take on being a teenage girl. Christ, it was awful. I don't care that it's a 'classic', it's shit!

And I agree with the PPs who said The Slap. I'm not sure any of them were likeable.

badbelinda Sun 02-Feb-14 13:41:59

American Psycho - felt obliged to finish it as lots of people rave about it and I kept thinking it would come to some sort of point but it was just utterly vile throughout. I'm not into book burning (or even passing any books on the jumble sales as evidenced by our groaning bookshelves) but felt the need to destroy this one as would hate anyone else to read it and be stuck with those images in their brain as well.

pandarific Sun 02-Feb-14 13:42:25

DarrenFox - Ohh that John Irving one! I read A Widow For a Year, which was odd, but not unpleasant, so then I tried to read The World According to Garp, and then I realised just how bizarre John Irving is. It's like he has three obsessions: 'older wimmin' 'young narrators who are Writers and therefore fascinating' and 'awkward sex' and just recycles them endlessly. Never again!

Boomgoestheweasel Sun 02-Feb-14 13:42:26

The Mill On The Floss. Even 14 years post a-level, that bloody irritating Maggie makes my teeth itch! And I had to read it several times as had an exam on it too...ugh.

Thumbwitch Sun 02-Feb-14 13:42:43

Oh oh - AND Richard Dawkins' The Selfish Gene. Actually I gave up with that one - I honestly couldn't cope with being given multiple examples of each point he was making, I was just thinking "OK, I've got it already, fucking move on!!" One or 2 examples only, man - not 3 or 4. For every fucking point.

meganorks Sun 02-Feb-14 13:42:51

Confessions of a shopaholic. Swapped it when travelling and owner warned me it was shit. Obviously I wasn't expecting a literary masterpiece but protagonist gave me the rage. Compulsive liar runs up massive amounts of debt buying pointless shit but its all OK because she lies her way to a millionaire boyfriend. Good one.

maparole Sun 02-Feb-14 13:43:07

Any of Dan Brown's utter tripe makes me incandescent that anyone could not only get away with it but make millions from it; I reckon I was writing better stuff than this by the age of about 11.

Other than that, most of the ones already mentioned I have enjoyed wink

Alisvolatpropiis Sun 02-Feb-14 13:43:12

Thumb I think I really wanted at least one to be good because I find the period of history interesting. So disappointing sad grin

Sillybillybob Sun 02-Feb-14 13:43:59

I like Her Fearful Symmetry <ducks>

The Magus was the biggest load of tosh I've ever had the misfortune to have to plow through (thank you ever so much A- level English Lit teacher...)

Quangle Sun 02-Feb-14 13:44:37

Agree on A Prayer for Owen Meany. Hated it. Deeply irritating.

StackOfFuckers Sun 02-Feb-14 13:45:13

None's said One Day?!?

Pile o shite

I also hated American Psycho. Gratuitous.

Thumbwitch Sun 02-Feb-14 13:46:03

Meganorks - YES! Totally agree! I loathed the "heroine" of the Shopaholics books may have read 2 to see if they improved - they didn't

Alis - I can understand that. smile

SamU2 Sun 02-Feb-14 13:46:07

The Lemon Cake book was another crap one.
The 100 year old man that climbed through the window- awful

I have a rule, if I don't like it after 100 pages I will put it away, life is too short to read crap books. However, for some reason I did stick with The Slap.

SamU2 Sun 02-Feb-14 13:46:34

American Gods.

I was so excited to read it as well.

DrNick Sun 02-Feb-14 13:46:42

agree tractors not funnny
I cant get into meaney - should i not bother?

PipkinsPal Sun 02-Feb-14 13:48:16

Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha by Roddy Doyle. Tedious. No chapters, the drivel went on and on and on. I gave up.

ManifestoMT Sun 02-Feb-14 13:48:23

The slap


Loved the time travellers wife
Loved the dragon tattoo read the whole series

We al went to the cinemas to see the original film and came out thinking we could understand Swedish

K999 Sun 02-Feb-14 13:48:24

The Argos Catalogue.......I thought I'd never get to the end grin

pandarific Sun 02-Feb-14 13:48:25

badbelinda - I've not read it, but have read The Rules of Attraction which I thought was pretty lukewarm. The author's a right arse IMO. Did you see when he threw his toys out of the pram this year when a writer he thought was 'overrated' won the Nobel Prize? Have some grace, man!

accessorizequeen Sun 02-Feb-14 13:48:43

Will never forget the torture of Madam Flaubert at school. If any of my 4 dc have it, they're on their own.

LadyFlumpalot Sun 02-Feb-14 13:48:45

There's Something About Kevin.

Felt I ought to persevere with it, got to page 30 something, gave it to a friend.

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