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to want to see Dappy's dongle?

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newmorning · 28/01/2014 17:55

If you're watching Celeb Big Brother, you must know that the 5' 3" tall rapper 'Dappy' is supposed to have a most enormous penis.

Don't you wish he'd just get it out so we could all have a look?

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Lulu1083 · 28/01/2014 17:57

I believe it is already available to view online,
not that I've ever looked. At all. Ever!

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MrsTerryPratchett · 28/01/2014 17:57

I think Google is your friend here.

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Lollyheart · 28/01/2014 17:58

Me me Grin

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Lollyheart · 28/01/2014 18:01

Just looked on Google Shock

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coldwater1 · 28/01/2014 18:01

faints i should not have googled it Shock

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MrsTerryPratchett · 28/01/2014 18:02

I'm not Googling, can I have a review?

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RayPurchase · 28/01/2014 18:03

Google it then?

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YouTheCat · 28/01/2014 18:04

An average sized item may look larger next to a small person and he's probably a 'show-er' not a 'grow-er'. Grin

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Lulu1083 · 28/01/2014 18:07

youthecat I bloody hope so, makes my eyes water just thinking about it Grin

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Ilovexmastime · 28/01/2014 18:52

It's haunted my nightmares since I clicked on a link in the CBB thread to it.

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SavoyCabbage · 28/01/2014 18:56

Googled!

It's massive, that's my review.

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Coumarin · 28/01/2014 18:57

It's an optical illusion and as already said he's a shower not a grower.

The man is about 4 foot tall for goodness sake. 3 inches would look big in comparison.

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qazxc · 28/01/2014 18:57

Pictures are available online i believe (i haven't checked myself), but beware what is seen cannot be unseen (and i would know having found pornographic photos of my boss's boyfirend on the work computer [vomit emoticon])

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PatrickStarisabadbellend · 28/01/2014 19:00

Just had a look. I feel sick now Shock

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SugarplumKate · 28/01/2014 19:01

Blimey, I did have to google and it's eye watering....

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LiberalLibertine · 28/01/2014 19:05

Aaaaaaaarrggh! I've only seen the rectangled over version before! Just seen it in all its ..Erm glory?

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SavoyCabbage · 28/01/2014 19:07

I don't think it is an optical illusion. I think it's a huuuuuuuggge dongle.

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limitedperiodonly · 28/01/2014 19:09

I've said on another thread that Dappy's dick sucks all the nourishment from him and leaves the rest of his body stunted and puny.

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PatrickStarisabadbellend · 28/01/2014 19:14

Limited! That is hilarious Grin

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ClangerOnaComeDown · 28/01/2014 19:25

Ok so I read that ad Daddys dongle Blush

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honeybeeridiculous · 28/01/2014 19:44

Blimey, couldn't resist a google after the day I've had, just had sausages for tea too Grin

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NachoAddict · 28/01/2014 20:05

Link please anyone? I googled and couldn't see it in all its glory!

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SavoyCabbage · 28/01/2014 20:07

Couldn't you!!!!! It's not like you need a magnifying glass.Grin

thetalentzone.co.uk/musictv/bgt/files/2014/01/dappy_naked.jpg

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Jbck · 28/01/2014 20:08

His body is horrible, I didn't realise he was so short. Stature wise. Grin

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CatAmongThePigeons · 28/01/2014 20:09

Grin it doesn't look real.

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