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AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

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MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 15:58:57

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

HeinzDoofenshmirtz Tue 14-Jan-14 16:00:53

Ah, I shall say this here then..

I was named once as a muck about-er, does that count? was that po-with-agenda-speak for Royalty?

I have name changed since though - perhaps I should revert.

LaurieFairyCake Tue 14-Jan-14 16:00:55

Can I be the Court Jester?

I'm wearing a particularly unflattering pink paisley dress so reckon I'd do a bang up job.

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:01:46

<<taps fingers impatiently>>

I am the only one?

Surely not. Apparently there are loads of uppity folk who think they rule MN. I want a roll call.

fluffyraggies Tue 14-Jan-14 16:02:09

Does 4 years loyal attendance to MN make me royalty? grin

<feels very unroyal>

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:02:50

<<flicks through 'Royalty Roolz'>>

You can be here on probation. But make sure you post several personal attacks that don't get deleted. That will prove you are Royalty.

MrsCakesPremonition Tue 14-Jan-14 16:03:01

I am the aged crone who sits by the castle gates and cackles.

I've been around for too long a while, but not quite as long as others, so I think I'd be a duchess.
Duchess Beyond. Nice ring to it.

Do people have to curtsey to me?

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:03:23

well fluffy, what you have to ask yourself is, do I feel Royal? Do I punk?

MikeLitoris Tue 14-Jan-14 16:03:23

How long does one need to be here before one can be classed as royalty?

I have been here a ver long time. Well at least is feels a long time.

Avalon Tue 14-Jan-14 16:03:25

I thought all the Royalty went mouldy? wink

<nicks tiara>

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:04:17

I guess we can accommodate the odd crone, and I do need a Duchess to patronise so OK.

SPsMrLoverManSHABBA Tue 14-Jan-14 16:04:52

I have been here just under 2 year. Where am I in the hierarchy?

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:04:53

has anyone ever started talking about Royalty in a sneery way just after you posted Mike? That usually is a sign.

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:05:12

SP, you is one of the fetching wenches. Sorry.

ErrolTheDragon Tue 14-Jan-14 16:05:16

You've got the wrong name for a member of royalty you know. Surely you're a leader of the Republic? grin

ILoveAFullFridge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:05:19

I am the Queen Mother.

ginslinger Tue 14-Jan-14 16:05:33

I have been here since the dinosaurs and no one has given me a bloody crown or even a tiara

poorbuthappy Tue 14-Jan-14 16:05:49

Can I be a Lady in Waiting please?
Waiting for someone to call house on another thread which my fingers are itching to respond to, but I must desist!

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:06:02

shoosh errol, I am in disguise.

MadameDefarge Tue 14-Jan-14 16:06:52

I think gin you will find you are the Real Queen Mother

<<frowns at ILove>>

magimedi Tue 14-Jan-14 16:07:21

Well I haven't been here as long as SP, so I know I can't be royalty.

I shall be very happy to be a tricoteuse, however. grin

SqutterNutBaush Tue 14-Jan-14 16:08:08

I've been addicted here since 2007 under various guises because I keep,offending the ehole of MN accidentally grin

HaroldLloyd Tue 14-Jan-14 16:08:16

I had a funny dream about prince Charles once and I have been here for three years.

ErrolTheDragon Tue 14-Jan-14 16:08:23

You're just trying to round up everyone with Royalist sympathies prior to decapitating them, aren't you?

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