To put the blasted cat out in the rain?

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

Because the filthy animal just woke me from a deep sleep by HUMPING my leg.

I mean, it's not on is it? IANBU am I?

[HoneyDragon]

Wasn't good for you then?

[RandyRudolf]

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

No Honey. No it was not.

[SnakeyMcBadass]

Cats hump?!

[HoneyDragon]

I've been sent to bed by the dog. She got really passive aggressive about it, I stayed up to late on the sofa watching tv and she was not happy. In the end she shoved me off the sofa and out her head on the iPad.

She's really strict about bedtime.

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

And you can take your letchy grin elsewhere RandyRudolph. There's been enough beastiality in this house for one night thank you very much!

[HoneyDragon]

Snakey

How do you think we get kittens?

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

Apparently snakey they do.

Even if they have been fixed.


Honey, my cat can be like that too. Demanding little things aren't they?

[SnakeyMcBadass]

Well, I knew they did the sex. I just didn't know they got amorous with inappropriate body parts/objects. I assumed they were above such dog behaviour.

I'm secretly thrilled to learn they are not.

[RandyRudolf]

HoneyDragon. My cat does the same. Come 11pm he sits in front of my chair and throws me a deathstare

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

I suspect it is directly related to the new very soft fleecy blanket I put on my bed last night.

But waking me up was just plain rude.

[Onepostposy]

Your cat humps!?

Mine don't do THAT! They do charge downstairs whenever I move though as they think they're going to get fed, and it is so annoying.

[fanjofarrow]

You are evil. Lock it out of the bedroom and give it a toy to get jiggy with.

[Binkyridesagain]

Cats do hump. One of my cats favourite pasttimes was to hump the dogs nose, holding on to the dog's ears.

YANBU, purely because he didn't ask permission first.

[HoneyDragon]

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one that gets sent to bed by their resident pet.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Don't they have spiky willys?

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

Oh your poor dog Binky. Has it no self respect? Imagine if the neighbourhood dogs learnt of this going on?

I've had him 2 years. This is the first time he's done it.


or the first time he's been caught at it

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

I didn't care to look Fanjo so I can't answer you on that one!

[WelshMaenad]

I know you're joking really but please don't.

Neighbour puts her cat out and shuts him out, whatever the weather. We are semi rural. She put him out every night in the horrendous storms and he's been taking refuge in our house, the other night I had to towel dry the poor bugger because he was sopping wet and shaking. I wrapped him in a blanket and he went to sleep under our Christmas tree :-)

[NettoSuperstar]

One of mine (I have four), woke me up on new years day by putting his fuzzy face next to me on the pillow, and breathing fish breath on me.

They don't hump in the house though.

[Binkyridesagain]

He didn't care what all the other dogs thought of him, his relationship with the cat was special. The humping was one sided, the dog had tried to hump the cat but gave it up as a lost cause because he couldn't get that low down.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

It could have got stuck in your leg. .awkward!

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

Oh I am completely serious Welsh

he is currently sleeping on the couch

But now a combination of the bad weather and my downstairs neighbours electricity metre running out and beeping is keeping me awake. three times I checked my metre knowing full well it was topped up nicely. She is away until tomorrow. I hope she gets home before her freezer food is ruined.

[CharlieAlphaKiloEcho]

It would take some strength to get past the fleecy blanket, duvet, sheet and thick PJs Fanjo.

(I have the flu.My legs are freezing.My head and face feels like it's on fire)

[HoneyDragon]

You mean your cat humoed you awake when you were Ill?!


Your cats a bigger bastard than we thought.