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Urgent: Please help me!

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HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:00

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

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SomethingkindaOod · 31/12/2013 23:01

Sod it, park in the doorway...

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Binkyridesagain · 31/12/2013 23:02

The disabled one of course, if you can straddle a P&C space with the car as well than that will be perfect, you need the room.

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ChameleonCircuit · 31/12/2013 23:02

Park over the road and hop in, you selfish entitled arse. Leave the parking spaces for others in more urgent need. Angry Wink

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HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:02

I tried that but drive a monster truck, and it won't fit Sad

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YouTheCat · 31/12/2013 23:02

Park at the fag counter. Grin

My leg fell off too... but it grew back.

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ssd · 31/12/2013 23:02

drive straight to the p and c space and leave the kids there

and when your in tesco get one of those chickens that feed a family of 5 for 6 months, theyre great they are

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IneedAsockamnesty · 31/12/2013 23:02

Can you pick me up some butter?

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Binkyridesagain · 31/12/2013 23:03

What you buying?

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IsabellaBird · 31/12/2013 23:03

Due to your new slimline figure you should park in the motorcycle bay and not waste any more space

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MsUumellmahaye · 31/12/2013 23:04

park in a chav and goat space.

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IsabellaBird · 31/12/2013 23:04

(Giving up butter has done wonders for your waistline!)

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drinkyourmilk · 31/12/2013 23:04

Don't bother leaving the car. Just drive straight in!

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HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:05

I've got to get coke, I've nothing in the house for the babies bottle.

Oh no. It's raining. What if the triplets dissolve?

I shall park in the veg aisle.

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ThePinkOcelot · 31/12/2013 23:05

Some of the threads on here tonight are pathetic! This one included!

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hhhhhhh · 31/12/2013 23:05

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Ledkr · 31/12/2013 23:06

Quick hide. Mnhq are cross with joke posts.
Cross I tell thee.

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Binkyridesagain · 31/12/2013 23:06

The triplets won't dissolve, put them on the airer when you get home they'll be dry in the morning.

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ChameleonCircuit · 31/12/2013 23:06

If you went to Waitrose they'd take your shopping list and do it all for you. You should go to a naice supermarket.

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drinkyourmilk · 31/12/2013 23:07

Don't bother leaving the car. Just drive straight in!

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headlesslambrini · 31/12/2013 23:07

Fuck the veg isle - think of the triplates. Go for the crisps isle.

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MimsyBorogroves · 31/12/2013 23:07

Drive straight in. Drop one of the triplets each time you need to press the clutch.

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headlesslambrini · 31/12/2013 23:08

Dont forget the blue dye either

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Coconutty · 31/12/2013 23:09

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HoneyDragon · 31/12/2013 23:09

Ledkr

The last time I misbehaved I got three members of Hq in doodah, kidnapped a Rowan and broke everyone's TIO.

All I got was a told so.

How can this be worse?

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HamAlive · 31/12/2013 23:10

Drive through. Innit.

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